Pranks & Duets (1/5 Because I'm Lazy AF)

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Sticks: welcome to our next episode we have—
Knuckles: *runs past throwing skittles everywhere* taste the f*cking rainbow, b*tches!
Tails: .......
Sonic: umm... what a start? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ze Pranking

Knuckles: YO!!!!!!!!!
Tablet: haha b*tches, got ma bad*ss accent back!
Zooey: *facepalms* who was it?(-_-)
Perci: guys it wasn't me I swear...
Knuckles: we didn't think it was you.... But now....
Perci: .... *runs away*
Tablet: our dare is

 *runs away*Tablet: our dare is

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Blaze: hey Amy.
Amy: what?
Blaze: Sonic told me he found Sally again.
Amy: (dying inside) hah I don't care...

Silver: hey, hey Sonic!
Sonic: what?
Silver: I found Chip!
Sonic: (๑ᵒ̴̶̷͈᷄ᗨᵒ̴̶̷͈᷅)و where?!
Silver: dead.
Sonic: ..... *bleep* you.
Silver: *bleep* you too.

Amy: ugh. Blaze stop trying to fool me. I read the dare.
Blaze: DAMMIT.
Me: wHY ArE yOu peOpLe sEWaRinG sO mUcH?!
Tails: why are you complaining?
Me: IT'S ANNOYING!!!
Tails: you do realize they have to pay money to the swear jar every time they happen to swear... Right?
Me: .... You guys can keep swearing all you want!
Tails: that's what I thought.

Ze Duet

Amy: AWWW!!!
Sonic: at least I don't have to sing.
Readers: "I dare Sonic to sing."
Sonic: No.

Tails: Hmm...
Sticks: .....
Tails: I got it... Start singing.
Sticks alright?

You can be the peanut butter to my jelly

Tails: that's perfect...

You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero and I can be your side kick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be
Without you cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need

Cause you're the apple to my pie
Mmm I won't hesitate
You're the straw to my berry
No more, no more
You're the smoke to my high
It cannot wait
And you're the one I wanna marry
I'm yours

Cause you're the one for me for me
Open up your mind and see like me
And I'm the one for you for you
Open up your plans and then you're free
You take the both of us of us
It's our godforsaken right to be
And we're the perfect two

Loved
We're the perfect two
Loved
We're the perfect two
Loved
Baby me and you
Loved
We're the perfect two
Loved....

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, and now I'm tryin' to get back...
Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

(Sorry if it's not a perfect translation... And I didn't finish it XD)

Amy: AWWWWWW!!!! ٩(๑ᵒ̴̶̷͈᷄ᗨᵒ̴̶̷͈᷅)و
Shadow: cute.
Everyone:  (°ー°〃)
Shadow: what?
Sonic: did Shadow just say cute?!
Shadow: I hate all of you.

Sticks: VOTE
Tails: COMMENT
Amy: GIVE US DARES
Shadow: or don't.
All: SHADOW!!!!!
Shadow: (-_-)

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