Ask/Dare The Sonic Boom Gang

Comeback pt. FREAKING 2/4

Sorry if any of your usernames changed since I last updated XD

(picking up where we left off)
Knuckles: (literally looking for where we left off, trying to pick it up)
(wondering if Knuckles could be any denser)
Knuckles: (cursing under his breath as he walks away)

Sonic: OHH TAILS!!! I made some COOKIES!!!
Amy: I DON'T act like that, dumba**!!!
Me: AMY DON'T F***ING SWEAR OR I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU OUT!!
Amy: Really?! AWESOME!! *starts swearing like a trucker*
Me: great. Now she's not even in character.
Sonic: I'd say she's doing just fine.
Me: .... What the hell do you do in your free time?
Shadow: PAY TO THE SWEAR JAR MOTHERF**KA!!
Me: ... You have total also. But I have to pay more.
Shadow: totally worth it.

That
Damn
Fanfic

Sticks: onto the next dare! :D
Perci: OH NO LORD HELP US!!
Staci: what's the dare?
Perci: .... The first one.
(whoops now they are all color inverted XD)

Sonic & Amy: O////////_////////O
Zooey: the ENTIRE gang? That's all I picked out!
Amy: u-umm.... I'm extremely uncomfortable with this...
Dr. Eggman: ok but you have to pick one I haven't read yet.
Everyone: (@_@)
Sonic: What..... The..... FU€K?!
Shadow: (ruins intense moment) HAH PAY UP!!
Me: we were all thinking that one. I'll let him slide.
Shadow: WHY HIM?!
Me: CAUSE YOU SWEAR LIKE A TRUCKER!!!
Shadow: BECAUSE I FREAKING CAN AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
Both: *growl*

Zooey: (finds one) Found one!
Everyone: *crowds around*
Zooey: oh-ohh! WHY IS THIS SO INEXPLICABLY DESCRIPTIVE?!!!!!

Tails: (finds one) AVERT YOUR EYES!!
Everyone: *looks at his phone*
Tails: I SAID LOOK AWAY!!!

Sticks: (finds one) O.O what are they doing?! *smashes phone on ground* DIE YOU DUMB DEVICE THAT KNOWS TOO MUCH!!!
Swifty: THAT WAS MY PHONE YOU.... YOU... Dude-a-rino bro-guy...
Sonic: was that supposed to be an insult?
Swifty: (already ticked off) what do YOU think?!

Fastidious Beaver: *reading one* actually it's supposed to say "whom."
Me: Grrr.. *kicks him out*
Amy: (genuinely upset) but I thought you said I'd get out if I swore... Why him and not me?
Me: cause he's a smart*a**. (oh yeah btw I come on when someone breaks the fourth wall or swears so this next part you might not see me as much)
Amy: .... Carry on guys.

Random villager: (reading one) *looks at Sonic & Amy* *looks back at phone* *looks back at Sonic & Amy* ..... I will never look at you two the same again...
Everyone: agreed...
Knuckles: random stranger...
Everyone: ........ (not gonna question it)

Shadow's
Freakin
Gun

(actual dare up with the other one)
Shadow: WHAT?!
Sonic: a dares a dare, grandpa baby.
Shadow: WHAT?! wait why am I a grandpa baby?
Sonic: cause you act like one.
Shadow: Even if he was the last person on the planet, I would still not give my gun to this imbecile.

Amy: EVERYBODY LINE UP!!
Everyone: *lines up*
Shadow: why are you in charge?!
Amy: I don't want the gun and you probably don't want to give me the gun.
Shadow: you're not wrong.

Amy: LISTEN UP MAGGOTS!!! Which of you believe you deserve this gun for the day?! We'll go down the line starting with Tails.
Perci: but he's in the middle of the line.
Amy: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY LEADERSHIP, PINHEAD?!!!

Tails: I believe that I deserve the right of using the gun for a day because I am smart unlike most of the other people in this line.
Everyone: (slightly offended)

Sticks: I DON'T WANNA EVEN TOUCH THIS KILLING DEVICE!!! *runs away*
Everyone: ...
Amy: Record time.

Knuckles: I think I'd be a great cook for your fine establishment.
Sonic: Knuckles. Wrong topic.
Amy: hey... At least he used a big word.

Dr. Eggman: I think you should not give me the gun because I could turn you all into
a burning pile of ashes at will with my fire bot.

Everyone else: *hiding away so they don't have to get the gun cause they're afraid of holding it*

Amy: everyone I have decided that Knuckles should get the gun.
Tails: WHAT?! ARE YOU ASKING FOR THE END OF HEDGEHOG AND ALL OF OUR ANIMAL KINDS??!!
Knuckles: hurtful...
Amy: Tails... BUILD YOUR OWN FREAKING GUN IF YOUR THAT TICKED OFF!!

Amy: now you can all come out of your hiding spots...
Zooey: where's Sticks.
Amy: someone send a search party.
Everyone (except for Knuckles): Ma'am yes ma'am!
Knuckles: SIR YES SIR!!
Any: Grrr...

-A bunch of vicious pounding later-

Knuckles: (dizzy) caann I use theee gunn noooowwww merciful godddeeesss Ammmyy??
Amy: fine.
Knuckles: (gets up) *grabs gun* I feel the power! Never mind that's just nausea... *falls down*

Knuckles: (finally ok) I will use this smartfully! I will shoot with smartness to know my friends are here and I might accidentally kill them!
Amy: good. {I might have hit him too many times...}
Knuckles: .... *starts firing randomly* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!