I laid in my bed thinking about what happened that day. My eyes began to droop and i suddenly remembered the first day of my senior year was tomorrow. Mama was still working on getting my room ready for me so i was still stuck with my jackdonkey of a roommate Asher.You kow that saying "they get better once they get older" married and old people say to teens, well I BEGG TO DIFFER!!!!!! Asher is a stick up my butt! He never leaves me alone and when my guy friends come over ( yes i have guy friends. I think they are better than girls because they dont judge and they are easy to bribe :) Keagen is my only exception!!) He ruins everything from spilling drinks on them to making pervish comments. I cannot wait to go to college and get away from him!!! HES DEMON POSSESSED I SAY DEMON!! The funny thing though is that i cant bring guy friends over but he can bring his bimbos over and have a little fun but its a crime if i even bring keagen over. Another funny thing is one time Asher said for keagen to leave she gave him one BIG suprise... She knocked the water out of him and then hit him where the good lord split him. I laughed so hard i cried and then she kissed my cheek and smacked his and said she was leaving. We still laugh about that and he is still secretly scared of her. "DANGIT WOMAN! WHY DO YOU LEAVE YOUR STUFF ON THE COUNTER!!" he yelled from the bathroom. " I leave it there because it agrivates the fudge out of you and it makes me laugh! and we have to share that bathroom! ITS NOT JUST YOURS SO GET YOUR BUTT UGLY SELF OVER IT!!!" I yelled back. Before i knew what happened the bathroom door swung open and Asher lunged across the room and slammed me against the door. He smiled as i winced in pain. " you made one HUGE mistake whe you said that!" He ground out between clenched teeth. I shook my head and laughed " that thing you call a HUGE mistake happens to be so true its not even funny and you cant even take the the truth f it!" I said with a smirk. He was now shaking with anger and i smirked to myself at my accomplishment. Kylie 1 - Asher NOTHING!!!! He tightened his gripp and i yelped in pain. " OUCH!! LET ME GO!! YOUR HURTING ME!" He only tightened his gripp more smiling to himself. At this point tears of pain were rolling down my cheeks and i had no way out of his grasp. he smiled before he started shaking again " NEVER! AND I MEAN NEVER! INSULT ME AGAIN!!! i WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!! AND I WILL GIVE YOU MORE BRUISES THAN YOU HAVE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE! GOT IT!!!" He screamed. I didnt say anything or do anything but he was gonna get it soon. Very soon. I will not put up with him thinking he can control me because he will learn no one and i mean no one can controll me and shove me around. He finally let go of me and I called Keagen and told her my predicament. " who the duck does he think he is to hurt you!!" she screamed into the phone. She was over to my house in less thn 2 minutes. " WHERE IS HE!!!" i pointed into the bathroom and she busted the door down. I laughed when i heard a very high pitched shriek that i definately knew was NOT Keagens. Asher ran out of the bathroom and looked directly at me rolling on the floor laughing super hard. Keagen came at him with the biggest brush i have ever seen and he screamed like a lttle girl before running out of the room. " Gosh hes a wimp!" she said and i only laughed harder. " Thanks Ke your the best! you have got to teach me how you do that!" We talked for a little while longer before she said " I have got to go meet Naill at Nandos love you babe! remember what i taught you and use it to your ability!" i smiled evily before saying " Oh believe me I most definately will!" I heard Asher scream and run upstairs and i heard the front door shut so I knew she left and waited until he came back inside the room. Asher looked like he'd seen a ghost and i laughed and said " moron" only to be slammed against the wall again. I put my feet in his stomach and shoved as hard as i could and he flew across the room and i heard him groan in pain. I walked over to him and said " Not this time Asher." before going back down stairs. Asher came back downstairs a few minutes later and i was as mad as a bull. " ky... im sorry" was all he said before he laid down face first on my lap so that he was on his stomach and had his head in my lap before saying " cant you rub my back it hurts like a mother fricker!" did he really just ask that after what he just did? oh i dont think so that is NOT GOING TO WORK ON ME MISTER! I pushed him off of he before saying " I am not gonna rub your back after what you did! you can sleep down here tonight and think about what you did! I cannot wait till mama finishes my room so i dont have to share one with a d-bag like you!" I had been asleep for almost 3 hours now and i was hungry. I pulled the covers back off of me and went downstairs and saw the blue glow of the tv... hmmmm? I looked through the doorway to see Asher tossing and turning trying to got to sleep. Looks like someone cannot sleep without me. Whoa...WHAT! HE CANT SLEEP WITH OUT ME!! AWWW DANG!!!! THATt HAS GOT TO CHANGE! My stomach growled reminding me of the task at hand GET FOOD. I went into the kitchen trying to make as less noise as possible and got my favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream and sat on the island in the kitchen. YUMM! DARNIT I WISH KEAGEN WAS HERE!!! As i thought about that realised that i had school in 1 hour! I ran and got dressed and went back downstairs and at my ice cream and left ashers to be his natural Jackdonkey self.
=========================== AFTER SCHOOL THAT DAY========================
UGGGGH! I HATE ASHER! He acted like such a player today. I went to our room and was about to do homework when he came in but he wasnt alone. He had a blonde bimboe with him when he opened the door. " get out. I need this room right now." he said. I wasnt moving because i was here first! " NO why dont you go take your blonde bimboe of a play toy else where." I replied. "GET OUT!" he yelled "HOW ABOUT HECK NO! IM NOT MOVING!!" No matter what he said i wasnt going anywhere. He grabbed the girls hand and went back downstairs only to go into his parents room. EWWWWWW! I dont even wanna kow what hes doing right now.!!! **TEXT FROM KEAGEN** HEY BABE!" "SAVE ME!! ASHER BROUGHT A BIMBOE HOME AND NOW THEY ARE IN MAMA'S ROOM!! " B RIGHT THERE" " OKAY" " IM HERE" Those were the only words i needed to hear before i was gone in my car to her house to do my homework. When we went inside her apartment i said " asher is such a player! thats the fourth girl this week!!" trying not to gag. She looked at me before saying " why dont you move here while your room is being finished?" A huge smile spread across my face before i said " Im MOVING IN WITH YOU!!!" We both squealed and mama said se was fine so we went back to the house and started packing. We both jumped when Asher came in and said " What are you doing?" keagen responded first with " well Isnt it mr. player/ d-bag/ delousional jackdonkey himself." He glared at her and looked back at me. We both responded with " moving out" Asher looked like he was going to blow his top when he said " MOVING OUT!! YOUR NOT GONG ANYWHERE!!!!" We simply ignored him and kept packing. We put most everything in my car and her car and left after fighting a very angry Asher. I went back to get the rest of my stuff and asher screamed at me the whole time. " WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP AND DEAL WITH THE FACT YOUR GOING TO BE SLEEPING ALONE NOW!!" I yelled. He didnt answer so i grabbed the last two boxes and walked out the house and drove to my new home! We got everything set and we went to Nandos and at till we couldnt eat anything anymore and then we got ice cream and prank called asher. " HE IS SO STUPID!!" Keagen said in between fit of laughter. I nodded because i didnt trust my voice. I thought back on my first day or senior year and said " NOT A BAD FIRST DAY OF SENIOR YEAR" before i fell asleep on keagen and she did too.
