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dracomalvoi
pansy

dracomalvoi
you won't guess what

parkinsy
does this have something to do with potter?

dracomalvoi
yes

dracomalvoi
guess

parkinsy
no idea, love

parkinsy
spill it out you little shit

dracomalvoi
okay so you remember the stupid magical bedrooms that can only be opened with magical keys right

parkinsy
yes? i still have the key to the guest room which i took as my bedroom i think

parkinsy
your mother gave it to me

dracomalvoi
PANSY

dracomalvoi
YOU REALLY DO??????

parkinsy
yeah?? why

dracomalvoi
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME

parkinsy
and pray tell, why should i do that?

dracomalvoi
i kind of...have...to sleep in the same bedroom as harry since the only room unlocked is mine

parkinsy
and you want me to give you my key so you don't have to sleep with potter?

parkinsy
yeah, no thank you!

parkinsy
that's equally as bad as cockblocking! you need to get laid sweetie

dracomalvoi
please pansy, what if he's uncomfortable with all of this?

parkinsy
draco honey, he's probably jumping around in glee knowing that he's going to be sharing the same bedroom as you

parkinsy
so no, i won't ever give you the key because i will let my favourite couple happen

dracomalvoi
we're not a couple.

parkinsy
yet.

parkinsy
so now scram and take care of your man

dracomalvoi
fine

parkinsy
toodles!!! don't forget to use protection!!!!

dracomalvoi
PANSY YOU SHIT

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