Gaara's Neko Chapter 22

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The continuation of the black fuzzy thing.  Also, there's a year skip, but Sasuke hasn't left yet.  I'm sure they had a year of low level missions after the chuunin exams.  But it would get boring to watch them do that for two years of episodes, especially with how long a day can be in the show.  Anyway, it'd be about as boring as another chapter of what she does at the magical fortress that I conjured up out of the air.  Don't worry though, Gaara'll kill them all later.  'cept Nai, Ichiji and On'na.  You'll see them later.

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We both slip through the door, watching each other's backs.

After we get down the stairs, I look in the kitchen.

The furry thing is rustling around through the cupboards.

With a deep breath, I lead into the room.

He follows me, and the thing looks up.

I squeal, jumping, and he steps back.

"Wha-what is it?"

He shudders, it looks odd on a grown man.

"I don't know. But we have to be humane with this... 3... 2... 1..."

At that, we both leap into the air and stab the moving thing.

Suddenly, sparks start shooting out of it.

We both jump up, and run into the living room.

"Please tell me that thing can't use jutsu! Or, a better idea... WE NEED BACKUP!"

He nods, then opens the front door, yelling for someone to get in here before we all die.

Nai runs in.

"Why are we in danger of dying by digestion?"

Ichiji walks in too, and I start rocking back and forth, holding my knees.

"Fuzzy... Movement... Eyes... Sparks... Not good... Not good at all... Jutsu-using mold..."

The man is breathing shakily, and nodding to everything I say.

"We stabbed it... and it spit at us... It has eyes, man, EYES! And it was coughing!"

Ichiji and Nai look at each other, horror-stricken.

"Do you think it's a robot?!? It's going to EAT us!"

Nai smacks Ichiji across the face.

"Shut up, will you shut up! We can do this, alright? Just calm down."

He starts to take a step, and I whack him over the head with the mop, which I still haven't let go of.

"Do NOT get dirt all over this floor, mister!"

He sweatdrops, then takes off his shoes, as does Ichiji.

Then they both rush into the kitchen, where there are several loud noises for a while.

When they return, Ichiji has it in a bag.

"What should we do with the... thing?"

Nai and I look at each other.

"Just throw it away. I don't know about you, but I've been sleeping all day."

The other three are quick to nod, although the man is still shaken slightly.

"Wha-what was it?"

Nai looks at him gravely.

"Did you ever have a toaster?"

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