Harry Potter Discovers Starkid

Reality Meets The Cast

Harry stood up and stretched his arms over his head. Ron started picking up the wrappers from his candy and nonchalantly shoved them in Hermione's purse. Ginny jumped up and grabbed Harry's arm. "Hurry!" she snapped. "We need to go back stage before they leave!"

Harry grabbed Hermione's arm as Ginny pulled them through the crowds. Hermione clung to Ron as they pushed past people. They found a secluded corner and Disaperated. They were pulled through the dark vortex quickly, though Harry still hated it no matter how fast it went. When the arrived backstage, they were thankfully hidden behind a huge prop. Ginny peered around it and then squealed quietly.

 "I can see us! Oh my Gosh, the girl who plays me is so pretty," she said happily. 

 "Are all of them there?" Hermione asked, trying to peer around Ginny.

 "Yeah! Oh wow, Voldemort is way cuter up close," she exclaimed. "Oh, and Ron, you have this weird crooked jaw going on, but it looks okay! Ron?"

The three others turned to see that Ron had disapeared. Hermione immediataly started turning every which way, looking around. "Oh God, you don't think...?" she asked no one. Then they heard Ron's voice from the other side of the huge prop.

"This guy looks nothing like me!" Ron exclaimed. Harry's eyes grew wide. Was Ron really as crazy as Ginny?! He looked around the prop to see Ron face to face with the actor who played him. His wig was off now, and Harry could see his crooked jaw much more easily. Ron was right. There wasn't much of a resemblance.

"Umm...who are you?"  said a tall man with a deep voice who Harry recognized as the person who played Goyle.

"I'm Ron Weasley. One of the people you've all been impersonating for God knows how long! And I'd like a word with your writers, because I do not eat that much!" he said haughtily. And then, before Harry or Hermione could do anything, Ginny went out to stand next to Ron.

 "Oh yeah! And I am not that obnoxious! I don't go around screaming at the top of my lungs all the time!" Ginny added. "But don't get me wrong, I love you as me," she said quickly to the fake Ginny.

Suddenly the fake Harry spoke up. "Um...I think someone should get Nick, Matt and Brian. This might be the real deal," he said. He then turned to Ginny and Ron.

 "Um..Ginny...are Harry and Hermione here too?" he asked, as a very short girl holding a blonde wig, Malfoy, disappeared.

"Oh yeah! Harry, Hermione, come on, they haven't called security on us yet!" she called over to the prop. Harry groaned and he and Hermione stepped out from behind the prop. A few of the cast members looked a little freaked out, but not much.

"Uh...Harry Potter," the girl who played Cho said, without her American southern accent, "can we um..see your scar?" she asked. The girl who played Hermione nudged her in the ribs with a "don't be rude" look on her face.

Harry shrugged and pushed the hair off of his forehead to reveal the lightening bolt scar that was still there.

"Holy shit!" someone yelled from behind the group of cast members. They all moved a little to make room for the guy that Harry and Ginny had seen earlier, who had been hurrying around. "You guys are really them!?" he asked. He looked like he was a kid in the candy store. "For real? I mean, I'm kind of not suprised, because when we were in Scotland, we met some guy who said he was Neville and in Ireland we met someone who claimed to be Luna Lovegood! But I thought they were just weird or something but you guys are the real deal and oh my God, what do I do!?" he said, somewhat shaking. A shorter guy patted him on the shoulder calmly.

 "Chill out Brian. Its fine. Just go sit over there," he said, motioning to a stool in the corner. He nodded and went to sit down. Harry wondered if that man was crazy.The man who had calmed Brian down stepped foward a little. "Um, hello. I'm Nick, I'm one of the writers. And I guess you guys don't need to introduce yourselves. We all know who you are," he said, smiling. Harry nodded along with Hermione and Ron. Ginny seemed a little starstuck by fake Ginny, who seemed just as starstruck.

 "Well...what did you guys think of the show?" fake Voldemort suddenly asked. This seemed to break a little tension as everyone laughed a little.

"We liked it alot," Hermione said, smiling. "You have some excellent writers," she said, smiling at Nick, who smiled back. "And your songs were amazing," a man stepped out of the mass of people and his eyes were huge.

"Darren....Hermione Granger...she..." he sputtered out. Darren , who was apparently fake Harry, nodded, awe stuck a little as well.

"You liked my and A.J.'s songs?" he asked them. They all nodded.

"Especially 'Granger Danger'," Hermione said, laughing.

"I liked 'Harry'" Ginny giggled.

Ron smiled, "I thought the Voldemort and Quirrel songs were the best and weirdest things I've ever seen," he said.

" 'Not Alone' was brilliant," he said, smiling. The whole cast looked a little in awe, but Harry couldn't help but feel a little nervous himself. They all must know him and really like him and his friends to make this musical.

"What if when we go to New Zealand we meet Frodo!?" Brian yelled from his corner. The cast laughed, but this was lost on the others, except for Hermione who chuckled a little.

And with that, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny began meeting the rest of cast and crew and they talked the night away. When they left, Harry couldn't help but feel a bit upset that it was over. As the four them started walking along the street, Darren, Joey, Bonnie and Jamie ran up behind them, calling to them. They all turned around.

"Hey guys. We're gonna be back here some day, you know. We aren't sure when, but we know we will eventually," Darren said, catching his breath.

 "And well," Joey started off, "we wanted to give you something,"

Jamie dug around in her pocket and handed Harry a four stiff pieces of paper. He looked at them and couldn't help but laugh. V.I.P. seats to their next play in London : A Very Potter Sequel.

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So yes, that is the end of "Harry Potter Meets Starkid". I must say I never thought I would finish it because it's very grueling work writing the actual script, part from memory and part from watching the videos over and over again. But its done!! I'm thinking that next Monday will be the beginning of "Batman Meets Starkid", but that is not a promise. Thank you all for sticking through this long process and for fanning me! I have almost 70 fans and its all because the Starkid community has amazing loyalty. So as always, comment, vote and fan!

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