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MIGRAINE has appeared!

AssaholicBitch: go! Sumatriptan!

Sumatriptan: wee woo

AssaholicBitch: Sumatriptan! Use I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Sumatriptan: bitch the fuck

It hurt itself in its confusion!

Migraine used ThotSwat(tm)

A critical hit!

Sumatriptan fainted!

AssaholicBitch: ayo fuck you ya fuckin ass

AssaholicBitch: go! Migraleve!

Migraleve: why do you put faith in me

AssaholicBitch: Migraleve! Use pest control

Migraleve sets a mousetrap!

Migraine: you know I am a nonphysical manifestation of your shitey headache and not a living thing you moron

Migraleve was burned!

Migraleve fainted!

AssaholicBitch: legit fam can u leaf me alone I just need to go to fuckin school okay

Migraine uses Crippling Depression!

You cannot inflict what is already being suffered. Now who is the moron. The tables have tabled.

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