Dennis: So I have a question
You: Oh dear god here we go.
Dennis: First of all, screw you
Dennis: Second of all, let's say, rhetorically speaking of course, I were to find a baby pig
You: of course, bc it's so easy to find a baby big
Dennis: shut up and listen
Dennis: so this baby pig. let's say, again rhetorically, I were to have it roll in mud and then send it into a fraternity house
You: right. again. rhetorically. continue.
Dennis: and the fraternity brothers are reeeeally pissed off
You: understandably so
Dennis: what would you do?
You: well, in this rhetoric situation, do they know you did it and are after you?
Dennis: Yes.
You: Run, son.
Dennis: brb
You: 🐽 😵
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