Humble Humor

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Sonya's Pov :

Jahseh wasn't here at the moment, his location unknown. He said something about clearing his head and a walk.

Something like that.

I was in the treehouse looking through my duffel for some snacks because ya bitch was hungry.

I was really craving Oreos and cherry pies right now.

HOLY FUCK OREOS AND CHERRY PIE IS GOOD AS FUCK.

MUTHAFUCKIN MOUTH WATERING.

I was shuffling through the bag looking for them but couldn't seem to find the items.

Hmm, I know I packed these bitches in here... I thought to myself.

I finally started taking everything out of my bag, really searching for these cookies and pies.

Nothing.

They weren't in there.

I'm gonna kill a muthafucka today.

I got out my phone and texted Jahseh.

I got out my phone and texted Jahseh

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I. Am. Hurt.

How could he?

My own bestfriend.

This will never be forgiven.

"That motherfucker, ima kill him when he gets here." I muttered to myself.

I decided on some pop tarts instead.

The s'mores kind is the best.

*Mouth saliva, drip drop*

I don't even know, don't ask^

I facetimed Jahseh partially because I was bored and partially because I wanted him to come home so I can whoop on him.

I look at the screen as it says connecting and wait for his face to pop up.

"Hey Sonya!" He says all jolly and happy.

Uh uh.

I think the FUCK NOT.

"Listen here you theifing, rat ass, roach lookin ass bitch. WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOUUUU PERMISSION TO EAT MY FOOD WITHOUT ASKING? IM GON KILL YO ASS WHEN YOU GET HERE! BUILT LIKE A DAMN PINEAPPLE! GO BACK UNDER THE SEA AND LET SPONGEBOB GAY ASS EXPLORE YO WALLSSSS!" I shout at him through the screen.

And no offense to ma nig spongebob. :)

He just shrugged like this emoji > 🤷🏽‍♀️ then hung up.

"Ohhhhh helllllll nawwwwwwww!" I yell in my ghetto girl voice. I call him back and when he answers I look at him like this > 😐

"So, we just eat our bestfriends snacks and hang up on them? Oh, really? I see..." I say as I make a face at him. Little does he know I'm really gonna kill him when he gets here. Just wait.

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