If twilight characters texted each other

Bob the Vampire and Edward

Bob V: Edward! I'm super excited because I got a date with Jane!
Edward: Who is this...?
Bob V: Bob the Vampire!
Edward: Okay then.
Bob V: I need advice.
Edward: Yeah?
Bob V: What do you think Jane likes?
Edward: Um, Horror movies, I guess?
Bob V: Thanks Man!
Edward: You're welcome...
Bob V: Hey Edward?
Edward: Yeah?
Bob V: On a completely unrelated note... What's a good pain killer?

Author's Note
Sorry I took so long to update!
Enjoy!