If twilight characters texted each other

Jane and Voldemort

Jane: I heard you're about as evil
as it gets, do you need a partner?
Voldemort: I don't work with children. I KILL them.
Jane: I AM NOT A CHILD!
Voldemort: You act like one.
Jane: Says the guy who couldn't even kill a one year old child.
Voldemort: Well, excuse me! How was I supposed to know that his cursed mother would cast a spell on him???
Jane: Sounds like you need Alice.
Voldemort: Who?
Jane: Irrelevant.
Voldemort: Fine, but I think my days of child killing are over.
Jane: Hm... Fine.
Voldemort: BEFAs?
Jane: What?
Voldemort: Best Evil Friends Always?
Jane: Yes.