Phoebe x Joey (A friends fanfic)

Joeys POV

I want a kid. All of the gang has one. I tried to have one myself but I don't think its possible. You know because, I'm not ready to be serious or anything. Hey-- I've pushed out kidney stones! I think I could do it myself. I can get a egg donor. Mix it up in a dish and bam! Joey baby. That would probably attract the ladies. I think Phoebe's pregnant, and we did have the you know .It was amazing, I have never felt this way with a woman before. I have felt-- but not in the heart. I hope its mine, Mike will understand. I should call her to see...

Phoebes POV

I run home quickly, god I have been in some weird pregnancy circumstances. In this life of course-- I pee on the stick and close my eyes. I open them, take a deep breath, okay Phoebe, cleanse your aura. I'm pregnant! Oh wait theres a fleck of dust on the thing, oh I still am. Oh, oh, oh! I'm so happy. I shriek and jump up and down. I get to keep it this time also-- I cant wait to tell Joey. Then I remember, Mikes my husband, guilt gushes over me. Oh my god! Whose is it? Oh this is going to be fun!!

--1 Hour Later--

I hear a knock on the door, getting up I walk swaying my shoulders back in fourth. I open the door "Mike! Oh hey Joey, um what are you doing here?" He bites his lip and looks towards the ground. "Joe?" He looks up, "Oh yeah! Uh I was wondering about the" He points to my belly. "The baby?" He says in an high pitched voice. I bob my head around but the words burst out of me, "Were having a baby!" The look on his face is so cute! God am I stuck in a scramble. He hugs me in a tight squeeze, "Joe! The baby." "I know I'm so happy!" He says, "No Joey, your squishing it." He quickly releases, "Oh uh." The phone starts ringing, I rush inside to answer it. It's Mike,"Hey babe!!" "Hey honey!" I say. Joeys smile drops into a frown of a little kid who missed the ice cream truck, he waves goodbye. "Wait jo--" He leaves. "Phoebe?" Mike says over the phone. "Oh yeah. Hi!" I say. "So baby, I'm gonna be late tonight. I'm so sorry. But work has been so busy and" I hear a rustling sound on the porch, "Just a sec- somethings outside." I grab a pan from the kitchen and see a body moving right there. "Stop right there! Regina Filangie! FBI." I raise the pan, "Wait babe its me!" I set down the pan, "Oh thank god. I was afraid it was another pervert again." He looks puzzled, "Uh what?" "Nevermind" I say, "Ooh you got me flowers-- Eee!" He looks into my eyes, ad then I remember him, the man I married, who isn't a gay ice dancer. "I'm pregnant!" He hugs me then starts kissing my neck. "Oh my god!" Mike starts crying, "I'm gonna be a father!"

When you figure out another piece of the plot! Keep reading its gonna get twisty.