Setting and scene: Emma, Darren and Riley are at Darren’s house. Emily is sitting on the couch, Riley’s lying on her lap, and Darren’s playing PS3.
Riley: Heeyy!! Darren!!
Darren: Eh? *not listening*
Darren: Hmm? *not concentrating.
Riley: Oh forgot you. Emma? Are you coming to the game this arvo?
Emma: Yes...I, I am. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t SUPPORT AND LISTEN!!
Darren: Guys keep it down, I'm winning.
Riley: Oh so the fact that Dooney's going to be playing has nothing to do with the game?? *winks*
Emma: His name is Criss!! And were just friends I-
*phone rings and everyone goes silent*
Riley: Aren’t you going to answer it!
Darren: It’s not mine.
Emma: Not mine. Must be your mum's then. Just ignore it.
Riley: Nice try Em. That’s your ringtone. Why aren’t you answering your phone? Who could possibly be calling that- Oh I know.
*sits up and faces Em, digging through her pockets looking around her*
Em: Stop, it’s not mine *giggling, hitting his hands away.
Riley: Ah ha! *finds the phone and grabs it.
*phone stops ringing*
Riley: You got a-
Em: Give it back!!
Riley: missed call from....lover boy.
*throws the phone at her*
Riley: Call him back, otherwise he might panic *grinning*
Darren: Hold on! *pauses game* Are you talking to that Jerkoff!!
Riley: Holy flying frunk, he just paused the game. That poor neglected pause button, at last. It’s a cause for celebration!!
Em: He's not a jerk-off. I don’t know why you don’t like him. He's just my friend.
Riley: Party freaking party!!
Darren: he's a tool; you’re just too in love with him to see.
Em: I don’t love him!!
Darren: Then why do you talk to him??
Riley: Let’s have a party. LETS HAVE-
Em and Darren: SHUT UP!!
*Riley sinks into chair and begins
Playing with his phone*
Em: I talk to you, does that mean we should assume-
Darren: I don’t want to argue this anymore! He's not worth it.
Em: What is wrong with you??
Darren: Emma, he's not a good guy. U just don’t know how he is when you’re not around
Em: maybe if you told me
*Darren and Emma’s phone go off*
Darren: who the freak is messaging me???
*Em checks message*
Message: Guys stop fighting and lets just *scrolls down* PAAAAASSSSTTRRRYY
*Em and Darren crack up*
Riley: Stupid auto correct.
*Emma mouths the worlds "sorry" to Darren. He does the same*
*Darren continues playing game.
Riley: Darren you coming to the game. They'll be heaps of chicks. You can pick one up.
Darren: hmm? *not concentrating*
Riley: you have got to be kidding me! Two seconds into the game and he’s already a zombie. Excuse me while I go shag your mum.
Darren: hmhh. Okay *not concentrating* Just leave the orange juice, that’s Michaels.
Riley: Crimony Mate. *checks his phone* Crap!!
Riley: Missed call from Monique, She's pissed.
Em: But why??
Riley: Because I'm a *reads message- insolent slob of a man who should cut his balls off and eat them for a snack before dinner-* you’re the girl, you tell me why girls get angry for nothing-Aha, maybe she’s on her rags! What’s the time- Aghhh, Holy shit balls? I missed our date. Guys I gotta Jet, but quickly come up with some excuse as to why I was late??
Em: Helped a man on the side of the road?
Riley: no, she won’t care.
Darren: Mrs Mullins asked u to help her move something.
Riley: What? Myself over a cliff.
Em: You ran out of petrol??
Riley: yeaahs. Spot on Em. That’s why we love ya. See you guys tonight. *runs out the door*
Darren: Heeyy Emma, I'm in a streak here. Can you please get me my phone?
*phone on the floor in front of Darren. Emma crouches down to pick it up, he puts his feet on her*
Darren: Perfect, stay there *laughs*
*Emma grabs his legs and turns him over*
Darren: I didn’t even get to save it!
Em: For your act of coward-ness sir, you are too- go to Mrs Mullins and proclaim your profound love for her.
Darren: *laughing* you Milady, are being ridiculous. Please let me get back to my game now.
Em: Oh come one, let’s do something fun. Let’s go to the mall or something?
Darren: The mall? I didn’t know you liked shopping.
Em: W...well I, We could go to the arcade.
Darren: I'm just messing with you. Let’s go grab some brunch or something then.
Em: Yeah sure whatever. Your shout though
Darren: *Walks up to kitchen counter and grabs $50 from inside his mums wallet and puts it in his*
Darren: Mums shout. *Yells out to mum who is upstairs* HEYY MUM! ME AND EMMA ARE GOING TO GRAB A FEED. I TOOK 50, SEE YOU LATER!!
LYDIA: IS THAT GOING TO BE ENOUGH?
Em: GOODBYE LYDIA!
LYDIA: GOODBYR EMMA. ARE YOU GOING TO COME BACK BEFORE THE GAME? HAVE SOME DINNER!
Em: I'M GONNA GO HOME, BUT THANKYOU!
LYDIA: ARE YOU SURE! I'M MAKING RAVIOLI!
Em: I WOULD LOVE TO, GOTTA HELP DAD WITH THE KIDS!
LYDIA: ALRIGHT SEE YOU LATER DARLING! SAY HI TO MUM AND DAD FOR ME!
Darren: You talk to my mum waaaaay to much. It’s creepy.