A Very Awkward Story- Starkid Inspired

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Setting and scene: Emma, Darren and Riley are at Darren’s house. Emily is sitting on the couch, Riley’s lying on her lap, and Darren’s playing PS3.

 
Riley: Heeyy!! Darren!!
 
Darren: Eh? *not listening*
 
Riley: Darren!!
 
Darren: Hmm? *not concentrating.
 
Riley: Oh forgot you. Emma? Are you coming to the game this arvo?
 
Emma: Yes...I, I am. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t SUPPORT AND LISTEN!!
 
Darren: Guys keep it down, I'm winning.
 
Riley: Oh so the fact that Dooney's going to be playing has nothing to do with the game?? *winks*
 
Emma: His name is Criss!! And were just friends I-
 
*phone rings and everyone goes silent*
 
Riley: Aren’t you going to answer it!
 
Darren: It’s not mine.
 
Emma: Not mine. Must be your mum's then. Just ignore it.
 
Riley: Nice try Em. That’s your ringtone. Why aren’t you answering your phone? Who could possibly be calling that- Oh I know.
 
*sits up and faces Em, digging through her pockets looking around her*
 
Em: Stop, it’s not mine *giggling, hitting his hands away.
 
Riley: Ah ha! *finds the phone and grabs it.
 
*phone stops ringing*
 
Riley: You got a-
 
Em: Give it back!!
 
Riley: missed call from....lover boy.
 
*throws the phone at her*
 
Riley: Call him back, otherwise he might panic *grinning*
 
Darren: Hold on! *pauses game* Are you talking to that Jerkoff!!
 
Riley: Holy flying frunk, he just paused the game. That poor neglected pause button, at last. It’s a cause for celebration!!
 
Em: He's not a jerk-off. I don’t know why you don’t like him. He's just my friend.
 
Riley: Party freaking party!!
 
Darren: he's a tool; you’re just too in love with him to see.
 
Em: I don’t love him!!
 
Darren: Then why do you talk to him??
 
Riley: Let’s have a party. LETS HAVE-
 
Em and Darren: SHUT UP!!
 
*Riley sinks into chair and begins
Playing with his phone*
 
Em: I talk to you, does that mean we should assume-
 
Darren: I don’t want to argue this anymore! He's not worth it.
 
Em: What is wrong with you??
 
Darren: Emma, he's not a good guy. U just don’t know how he is when you’re not around
 
Em: maybe if you told me
 
*Darren and Emma’s phone go off*
 
Darren: who the freak is messaging me???
 
*Em checks message*
Message: Guys stop fighting and lets just *scrolls down* PAAAAASSSSTTRRRYY
 
*Em and Darren crack up*
 
Em: Pastry?
 
Riley: Stupid auto correct.
 
*Emma mouths the worlds "sorry" to Darren. He does the same*
 
*Darren continues playing game.
 
Riley: Darren you coming to the game. They'll be heaps of chicks. You can pick one up.
 
Darren: hmm? *not concentrating*
 
Riley: you have got to be kidding me! Two seconds into the game and he’s already a zombie. Excuse me while I go shag your mum.
 
Darren: hmhh. Okay *not concentrating* Just leave the orange juice, that’s Michaels.
 
Riley: Crimony Mate. *checks his phone* Crap!!
 
Em: What??
 
Riley: Missed call from Monique, She's pissed.
 
Em: But why??
 
Riley: Because I'm a *reads message- insolent slob of a man who should cut his balls off and eat them for a snack before dinner-* you’re the girl, you tell me why girls get angry for nothing-Aha, maybe she’s on her rags! What’s the time- Aghhh, Holy shit balls? I missed our date. Guys I gotta Jet, but quickly come up with some excuse as to why I was late??
 
Em: Helped a man on the side of the road?
 
Riley: no, she won’t care.
 
Darren: Mrs Mullins asked u to help her move something.
 
Riley: What? Myself over a cliff.
 
Em: You ran out of petrol??
 
Riley: yeaahs. Spot on Em. That’s why we love ya. See you guys tonight. *runs out the door*
 
Darren: Heeyy Emma, I'm in a streak here. Can you please get me my phone?
 
*phone on the floor in front of Darren. Emma crouches down to pick it up, he puts his feet on her*
 
Emma: Heeyy!!
 
Darren: Perfect, stay there *laughs*
 
*Emma grabs his legs and turns him over*
 
Darren: I didn’t even get to save it!
 
Em: For your act of coward-ness sir, you are too- go to Mrs Mullins and proclaim your profound love for her.
 
Darren: *laughing* you Milady, are being ridiculous. Please let me get back to my game now.
 
Em: Oh come one,  let’s do something fun. Let’s go to the mall or something?
 
Darren: The mall? I didn’t know you liked shopping.
 
Em: W...well I, We could go to the arcade.
 
Darren: I'm just messing with you. Let’s go grab some brunch or something then.
 
Em: Yeah sure whatever. Your shout though
 
Darren: *Walks up to kitchen counter and grabs $50 from inside his mums wallet and puts it in his*
 
Darren: Mums shout. *Yells out to mum who is upstairs* HEYY MUM! ME AND EMMA ARE GOING TO GRAB A FEED. I TOOK 50, SEE YOU LATER!!
 
LYDIA: IS THAT GOING TO BE ENOUGH?
 
Darren: YEAH!
 
Em: GOODBYE LYDIA!
 
LYDIA: GOODBYR EMMA. ARE YOU GOING TO COME BACK BEFORE THE GAME? HAVE SOME DINNER!
 
Em: I'M GONNA GO HOME, BUT THANKYOU!
 
LYDIA: ARE YOU SURE! I'M MAKING RAVIOLI!
 
Em: I WOULD LOVE TO, GOTTA HELP DAD WITH THE KIDS!
 
LYDIA: ALRIGHT SEE YOU LATER DARLING! SAY HI TO MUM AND DAD FOR ME!
 
Darren: You talk to my mum waaaaay to much. It’s creepy.

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Lauren Lopezas Emma Larsen
Brian Holdenas Riley Spur
Darren Crissas Darren Macabee
Joe Walkeras Criss Dooney
Elle Macphersonas Rachel Sanders

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