Act 1 part 10
Scene: Darren is driving home from waiting at the park alone for an hour. He attempts to pull into the driveway but there is already a car in there. He recognises it but can’t remember where from. He parks his car outside and walks to his front door. He goes to open it but it’s locked. Normally it isn’t so he’s confused. He knocks on the door but no one answers. He uses his key and opens the door. The light in his living room is off. But he can see his kitchen light is on. He throws his key on the couch and walks into the lounge. He is gobsmacked by what he see’s
Darren: Mum?? *shrieks* with Mr Joseph Morrow?? What the hell?
Lydia: Darren, I wasn’t expecting you home so soon.
*Lydia and Mr Morrow, Darren’s English teacher, are standing in the kitchen drinking coffee but standing too close for it to be a parent teacher meeting*
Darren: Mum!!!
Lydia: Oh calm your bloody farm Darren!
Darren: Muuuum!! You can’t say that, your old, and you can’t hang out with my teachers-
Joe: I can see how this must be really awkward for you Darren-
Darren: Really? You don’t know half of it!!
Joe: Look, at one point my mum was dating-
Lydia: Joe, please
Darren: DATING?!? What the hell? I thought you were just hanging out. You know what, I don’t even care, just don’t be together in front of me…ever
Lydia: Darren, sit down
Darren: I’m going to bed
Lydia: Sit down Darren
Darren: Please don’t make me
Lydia: Sit *points to the kitchen bench and Darren sits down, his eyes darting from Lydia to Joe*
Darren: What?
Lydia: I want you to know Darren, that you are my first priority okay
Darren: Mum-
Lydia: And when your father died-
Darren: Mum! Please-
Lydia: Just shut up and listen
Joe: Do you want me to go?
Lydia: Please, just wait in the living room, thankyou Joe
Joe: Okay *Joe walks away*
Lydia: Okay when your father died, I promised myself I would do whatever I had to, to raise you right without a father figure in your life.
Darren: Yeah, and you have
Lydia: And now you’re older and soon enough you’ll be gone and I loved your father but I, I’m lonely
Darren: Please, don’t continue
Lydia: Now Joseph is a really good man. He doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, he’s not tattooed or hair plugged. And he likes me back; I need you to accept me and Joseph dating.
Darren: You do realise that everyone at school will find out- And I’m dead meat. Everyone will kill me!
Lydia: No one’s going to care
Darren: They’re all going to think I’m teacher’s pets.
Lydia: Just because we are dating that doesn’t mean that he is going to treat you differently.
Darren: Well I suppose one day you’re going to marry him?
Lydia: Let’s not talk about that now.
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A Very Awkward Story- Starkid Inspired
RomanceBased on real life occasions which re-enact the awkwardness of growing up. . Emma, Darren and Riley are the three best friends that you ever did see, but lots of things are about to mess that up. Other bitches, parents, school, friends, and forbidde...