Hetalia Crack and Randomness 2 [FINISHED]

Switched

Not recommended for religious people. May be offensive but this isn't intended.

America:
*praying* I pray that we all have a wonderful year till the time comes. One last time, as a family.

Britain:
so kids, how was your last day at school. *drinks alcohol*

America:
in choir, we put crises inside our body.

Canada:
I told everyone to get fucked

Britain:
MATTHEW!!

France:
WHERE!?

Canada:
and then I stabbed a kid

America:
well, at least three of us is going to heaven.

Canada: *eye twitch*

Britain:
your brother is right, Mathew. We picked a religion.

Canada:
Satism is a religion, mom. And I told you, my name is MaplePancakes.

France:
well my name is Hungry. *eats food*

Britain:
elbows off the god damn table.....t-this is literally the last I'm gonna tell you this.

France:
It's comments like those that has been turning me more gay into this whole marriage.

Britain:
I'm so glad we're going to burn-

France:
*covers ears* allalalalallala

Britain:
-piece of shit

Britain:
look at me Francis

America:
*tries to stop them*

France: now I'm Helen Celler

Britain:
Look at me right now in the cock eye.

France:
All I heard was cock

Canada:
*got pissed and kicked America's knee*

America:
Ow!

Britain:
What happened?

America:
He kicked me!

Canada:
I kicked him right in the pussy

Britain: Ah! Damn it Mathew!