Vinex: *wakes up to see everyone tied up* why are you guys tied up?
America: Dudette! Your awake! Help us!
Vinex: *looks at past self* reason for this?
Past Vinex: *sighs* everyone was bickering, especially the Brit and the French.
England: BECAUSE THIS BLOODY FROG IN-
Past Vinex: *throws a knife and almost hits Englands head* shut it
England: *le silence* unlady like...
Past Vinex: *stabs leg* whoops, I didn't hear you. Would you like to repeat what you said?
Vinex: *cracks knuckles* shut up, England. Before we will punish you.
Voice: PIRATES!!!
Vinex: *looks around and cuts everyone's bindings*
Past Vinex: pirates, we fight or die....
A male voice: Oh, lass. I suggest you take the second option.
Vinex and past Vinex: *turns and sees Pirate England*
Vinex: Pirate England...
Past Vinex: The infamous Pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland
Pirate Iggy: *bows* I would like to know how do you know I am a country and nice to meet you lasses and lads.
England: You bloody git, don't hurt them!
Vinex: England, shut up *starts chanting a spell*
Past Vinex: I'll see you again maybe, Vinex. *attacks Pirate England*
Vinex: *Bring everyone to the future, in the present time*
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Vinex: *breaths then celebrates* WE'RE BACK!
England and Pirate England: quiet down...
England and Pirate England: *looks at each other* the bloody h3ll?
America: PIRATE IGGY IS HERE!!!! *screaming*
Italy: I want some pasta...!
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Hetalia Crack and Randomness 2 [FINISHED]
Humorcrack of me and Hetalia! Im Vinex and its me with Hetalia. This was from Hetalia weeb me so forgive my grammar mistakes. READ MY OLD STORY Hetalia crack and randomness
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