Me: I'm calm
Sam: You sure?
Me: Yep.
Lucylucyloo: Positive?
Me: Uh huh.
Sasuke: Nice going dumba**, you managed to get in jail.
Me: Shut up.
Random cop: Visiting time is almost up.
Lucylucylooo: How is it that whenever we commit a crime we don't get caught, but when manga does it she gets caught?
Itachi: Because the idiot actually listened when the cops said freeze.
Random cop: Visiting time is up. Everyone out.
Sam: Shut up, we're not done. Manga, we're gonna get you out of here.
Random cop: The only people getting out of here are you guys. Now leave.
Sam: F*** you officer.
Me: Sam!!!
Lucylucyloo: Sam I'm pretty sure that you're not supposed to say that to an officer. -_-
Itachi: Hn.
Sasuke: Dumba**
Random officer: Miss if you do not leave I will have no choice but to-
Sam" *knocks the random officer out* There. That problem is solved :)
Me: .........
Itachi: I think she's paralyzed.
Lucylucylooo: How is it that everywhere we go we end up doing something illegal?
Sasuke: Because you three are jinxes.
Sam: Shut the h*** up.
Me:......you just took down an officer......
Lucylucylooo: Yes Manga, we saw all of this.
Me: We.....we're going to h***.
Sam: Did Manga just cuss?
Itachi: H*** is technically not a cuss word.
Sasuke: You idiots get off topic easily.
Me: WHY DO I GET INTO THESE SITUATIONS?! I USED TO BE EXTREMLY INNOCENT AND NEVER DID ANYTHING ILLEGAL!! AND THEN THE STUPID AKATSUKI KIDNAPPED ME AND ALL OF THIS CRAP HAPPENED!!
Sam: Calm down Manga.....
Me: I AM CALM!
Lucylucylooo: It'll be okay Manga, just calm down so that the other cops don't hear us....
Me: I'm good now :D
Sam: Good, now while we escape this place Mangareader90 DOES NOT own Naruto.
Sasuke: She's too untalented, stupid, uncreative-
Me: Utter another word and I'll kill you.
Lucylucylooo: Oh boy. This can't end well. Enjoy the story!!
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*Shinako pov*
"Hidan-kun? Are you going to leave me if I turn out to be pregnant?" I whispered as I started to pack all of my things. We were supposed to be heading back today. I got what I wanted and Hidan and Kakuzu did their job. Kakuzu was at another hotel...he said something about winning a poker match. Hidan looked over at me and he looked confused.
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Akatsuki Orphan
FanfictionAkimichi Tukiko was found in the forest a few miles outside of the Akatsuki's base. Konan and Pein decided to take her in, since she reminded them of themselves when they were kids. Akimichi Tukiko grows up in the Akatsuki and creates even more trou...
