Me: Oh crap! Where could Sam be?!
Konan: Where could she be?! We both just saw Orochimaru take her!!
Lucylucylooo: Itachi's going to kill us!
Konan: Sam's going to kill us!
Me: Pein's going to kill us!
Lucylucylooo: Wait a minute....Konan! Let's blame this on Manga!
Konan: Great idea Lucy!!
Me: What?!
Itachi: *walks in* Where's Sam?!
Konan: Orochimaru took her!
Pein: *walks in* What?!
Lucylucylooo: And it's all Manga's fault!!
Me: Really?!
Konan: Yup, me and Lucy aren't any part of this!
Itachi: I'm going to kill you Manga!! *runs after me*
Pein: Manga! Stop running and face your death! *joins Itachi*
Me: Instead of chasing me and wanting to kill me maybe we can, I don't know, LOOK FOR SAM!!!
Itachi: *stops* Good point.
Pein: *stops* Yeah, Where do we go first?
Me: To his hideout maybe?
Konan: Come on! Sam will wake up any minute now and she'll kill Orochimari, then us!!
Lucylucylooo: Let's go *takes out chainsaw.
Me: Where's your cat?
Lucylucylooo: Right here!
Oreo: Meow.
Me: Right, someone do the disclaimer!!
Pein: Manga doesn't own Naruto.
Konan: Enjoy this chapter!
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*Tukiko pov*
"This is Sasuke at point B."
"This is Sakura at point C."
"This is Naruto at point A, dattebayo."
".....I'm not doing this..."
"You're slow Naruto, and Tukiko, you're going to do this."
"....fine. This is Tukiko at point D."
"That's better. Okay squad 7...huh....the target has moved! Follow it!"
"Over there!"
"What's your distance from the target?"
"Five meters, dattebayo. I'm ready just give the signal."
"I'm ready too."
"So am I."
"I'm not..."
"Tukiko.....okay....now!"
We all leapt at the target and Naruto grabbed onto it. "I've got him, I've got him!" Naruto-nii yelled, holding onto the cat.
"Can you verify the red ribbon?"
"Affirmative, we've got a positive I.D."
"Right. Lost cat Tora captured. Mission accomplished."
"Tukiko-chan, help me!!" Naruto-nii pleaded as the cat scratched at his face.
"Gladly," I cracked my knuckles and the cat looked up at me then instantly started shaking.
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Akatsuki Orphan
FanfictionAkimichi Tukiko was found in the forest a few miles outside of the Akatsuki's base. Konan and Pein decided to take her in, since she reminded them of themselves when they were kids. Akimichi Tukiko grows up in the Akatsuki and creates even more trou...
