Chris Motionless

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For Alexis, My Babe,
"Ding-Dong will probably get us in trouble when our (seperate) kids google my Wattpad"

Ding Dong, my door bell rang. I ran down the stairs and opened the door, letting it hit the wall. Christopher Motionless, that tall drink of water, stood in my door way.

"Alexis

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"Alexis." He greeted me. I scanned what he was wearing. He looked like so nice, all dressed up and ready to go out.

"Chris, what are you doing here? How do you know my name?" I asked him, very surprised it was The Chris Motionless the Sexy in the Flesh in the first place. I made a mental note to take a picture with him to send to Jenna to make her drugged up. Legitly, Jenna gets her teeth pulled every time she sees a picture of Christ Motionless.

"It's easy, Alexis. I'm in love with you." He told me, staring at me darkly. I was home alone, so I invited him inside. I shut the door behind him. He walked into the living room and turned to me. DING DONG! I COULDN'T SEE HIS DING DONG THROUGH HIS PANTS!

 DING DONG! I COULDN'T SEE HIS DING DONG THROUGH HIS PANTS!

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Chris, I bet, probably had a very nice ding dong... I could feel myself beginning to want him.  

"If you're really in love with me, take me now." I told him. He shook his head.

"I'd rather not." He said, his eyes sorry. He got down on one knee instead. "I'd rather marry you first." I gasped as he pulled out a diamond ring.

"Yes." I told him. He stood up and kissed me softly. I kissed back, putting my hands on his chest. Then he pulled away.

"I want Jenna and Aaron Pauley to be bridesmaids. Then Kid Rock to be the minister." He told me, smiling brightly. I nodded.

"And Remington Leith can be the ring bearer! Emerson's blow up doll can be our flower girl!" I suggested

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"And Remington Leith can be the ring bearer! Emerson's blow up doll can be our flower girl!" I suggested. He nodded in agreement. I couldn't be happier.

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A/N: I conclude.

A/N: I conclude

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