This was written back when Beauty and the Beast had gone out so this may be kind of old?? but disney never gets old??
You know what just jump right in I'm just so tired rn so cut all the bullshit and start
1) Snow White
- Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all? Seriously that's probs the first rhyme that I learned lmao.
- Mirrors talk apparently. #logic
- It makes perfect sense for a girl to live with seven male which she doesn't even know in the forest because everyone on this planet is good guys amirite (obvi this is where the ideas of those wattpad books living with the X boys come from)
- When strangers come knocking at your door and start giving you presents (especially food) you should probs take it or eat it since it's basic household manners?? But seriously which school do you go to?? #strangerdanger
- It's perfectly okay and sane for you to kiss a person that seems to bE DEAD AND IS IN FUCKING COFFIN. OH AND DID I MENTION THERE ARE SEVEN MALE THAT LOOK LIKE ADULTS BUT WITH THE SIZE OF A KIDS ARE NEXT TO THIS COFFIN LIKE?? DOES THIS SHOUT SATAN SACRIFICE TO YOU?? JFC WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE WHAT IF WORMS COME OUT OF HER MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE MAKING OUT??
- When a prince kisses a beautiful dead maiden she'll wake up why doesn't anyone think it's some sort oF SATANIC RITUALS MAYBE THE DEVIL POSSESS HER SOUL COME ON PEOPLE WHEN YOU HAPPEN TO COME ACROSS THIS SITUATION REMEMBER TO QUICKLY POUR SOME HOLY WATER OVER THIS EVIL SPIRIT take that you fucking devIL
(I used to like her a lot but then suddenly hate her since she has short hair?? And that looks like a guy?? Idk I am a v weird child lmao)
2) Cinderella
- When you have a stepmother you know shit is going down real quick (quicker if she brings two stepsisters with her)
- Glass slippers are the new fashion trend Like who wear flat ballet shoes to dance now? No oNE OF COURSE YOU WEAR GLASS WHICH IS LIKELY TO CUT YOUR FEET IF YOU BREAK THEM ACCIDENTALLY seriously how does people walk in GLASS DON'T YOU ACCIDENTALLY KICK A TABLE AND IT SHATTERED?? look how beautiful my blood seeps onto the carpet
- Love at first sight MORE LIKE THREE DANCES AND I STILL CAN'T RECOGNIZE HER?? Like don't fuck with me but I don't think there are many women in the kingdom?? Like not to lower your self-esteem but prince charming I don't really think there are lots of women that want you or you just have poOR MEMORY THAT'S IT AND YOU CALL HER YOUR LOVE WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HER FACE LIKE?? #powerofamakeover
- In order to have your own prince charming you need to the weirdest feet in the world like how on earth can Cinderella buy shoes if no one could try on her glass slippers perfectly like no wonder your stepMOTHER HATE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT IMAGINE ALL THE TROUBLE SHE HAVE BEEN THROUGH JUST TO BUY JUST A PAIR OF SHOES FOR YOU like does that girl have hooves for feet??
(But seriously why doesn't the glass slippers turn back to its original state?? I don't understand??)
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Yeah so that's it for today I gotta save my ideas for another chap since my creativity juices is running out of stock quick lmao
But no matter what crap I said about disney and its stuff I will never not like disney.
#disneyisbae<3
- B.
