BRITS/THE INNOCENT

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Maybe it's just me (maybe it's Maybelline. Just had to write it) but is every MC British.

"I walked down the busy streets of London..."

I'm feelin' a tad bit left out here. I feel like the whole world's British.

Or maybe some people want the setting to be in England. I dunno.

Maybe the real Brits on here want it in their home town. Possibly.

Maybe I'm thinking way too hard about this than I should.

Maybe I should just shut up now about all these 'maybe's.

Next subject. The innocent. I know some of you have read at least ONE book that is just so innocent. You're probably really lost. Allow me to explain:

OMG DID I JUST TOUCH HIM EVER SO LIGHTLY ON HIS ARM ACCIDENTALLY? THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO HELL. GOODBYE WORLD.

Really people?
Oh and my favorite:

WE LOCKED EYES AND SO I LOWERED MY GAZE. SUBHANALLAH HOW COULD ALLAH EVER FORGIVE ME?

I'm not saying you shouldn't be straight on your Deen, I'm sayin' that if it's an accident just let it go. Don't debate about if you're going to go to hell or not. Allah's most forgiving. So repent. But not dramatically.

KK. LOVE Y'ALL. COMMENT/VOTE/FOLLOW? Yeahhhh.

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