Ask the Creepypasta boyfriends!

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I'm baaaccckkk~ Lets go! XD

Rake: What do you look for in a girl?

Toby: We've gotten a lot of these questions lately.

Smiley: I know right?

Rake: Hmm...Well.... Someone who isn't afraid to show their emotions, strong, doesn't wear makeup to bed-

Red: Whoa whoa whoa...what does that have to do with anything?

Rake: Well...I don't know, it's just annoying you know?

Liu/Sully: *sigh* Let's just go on if you're not going to finish the question...Seriously...Does anyone get to finish anything around here? 

Dark: Gross...

E.J: You perv....

Slendy: I know Rake didn't get to finish his question but if there is no answer let's just move on!

Rake: I guess...anyone who likes being themselves.

L.J: Laammmee!

Rake: Shut up!

Jeff: NEXT!

Everyone- If you all turned into girls, what's the firt thing you would do?

Dark: This is a fun question, toy with myself.

Silver: ...

Red: You disgust me sometimes...

Dark: Why? It'd be my body!

BEN: I'd make boys buy me video games :3

Jeff: Probably be a hooker, or porn star, it seems fun. *shrugs*

Slendy: Read.

Smiley: How boring.

Toby: For real! I'd still be me!

Rake: That's why no one would date you!

Toby: Jerk!

Silver: ...

E.J: I'd probably sleep with people and steal their organs while they sleep.

Smiley: I'd probably do the same, but dissect them completely.

Masky: I would....video tape myself and post it! 

Hoody: Same.

L.J: You'd make MaskyxHoody porn? 

Hoody: *nods* 

Masky: Well what would you do?

L.J: Sexually feed people candy to kill them.

Sonic: Well fuck. I was just thinking of being a fucking lesbian but your plan works better, I guess.

Silver: ...

Rake: I would respect the female body and go on with my life as I wait for a true love.

Liu/Sully: That sounds sweet, I'd do that too. I'd fuck myself. SULLY! *covers own mouth*

Red: What about you Silver?

Silver: .... I dunno *stares at ground*

Red: Come on, spit it out lil' bro!

Silver: ...promise you won't laugh?

Red: Of course....

Silver... Okay...I'd want to... *sigh* ...have a baby...

Everyone: *bursts out into laughter*  

Silver: *gasps and runs out of room, almost crying*

Slendy: Oh geez., Red... Someone go help Silver without making him cry! 

Emily: You guys are like pets...too much work... <.< *walks upstairs after Silver*

Liu/Sully: LEt's move on... Yes please!

Toby- If you had a girlfriend where would you take her?

Toby: Out, of course!

Jeff: *facepalm* You idiot...

Silver: I-I think they mean, if you were to take her out, where would you take her out? Like...wh-what place?

Toby: OH. I dunno, the movies?

Sonic: Thank you for answering without so much stupidity this time.

Toby: You're welcome :3

BEN: Next?

Dark: No way! I'm tired! I'm out! *few other pastas follow*

Hoody: Is that the end for today then, Slendy?

Slendy: Guess so. Now say bye for everyone, I have a head ache.

Hoody: *nods and waves goodbye*

Sorry it took forever! Dx But I'll try to update this more.

~Even monsters can love~