Ask the Creepypasta boyfriends!

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Guys! If you want your question answered post it on the "Ask the CP Boyfriends!" chappy. Okay? c:

Jeff- If you could restart your life, would you?

Jeff: To the many of you will probably think "of course he would!", you're wrong. I prefer to learn from my mistakes. If we could delete all bad memories we would without thinking...but then we wouldn't know good from bad, right from wrong, or pain from relief. So no, I would never in a billion years choose to restart my life. I've thought of escapes, suicide and rebirth, you know. But it won't fix the problems I've already created, so I'll just keep rolling.

E.J: That's deep.

BEN: Wow dude, didn't think about that.

Jeff: ...Can we just continue?

Liu: Yeah.....

BEN- Would you save a drowning person?

BEN: These are some deep questions.

L.J: Yup.

BEN: Well....Yes I would. The Creepypasta life is pure Hell, but you're not alone so it helps. But creepypasta or not, I wouldn't wanna see someone drown like I did...At least let me kill you!

Red: Way to kill the mood.

BEN: *thumbs up* Yup.

Masky and Hoody- What is it like to be Slendy's proxies?

Masky: Tough but you get used to it.

Hoody: *nods* It's cool...sometimes.

Slenderman: Good.

Jeff- What do you like in a girl?

Jeff: She can't be a pussy, she needs to know how to stand up for hersself whether she's wrong or right. She can't be afraid to get her hands dirty. She can't fear me...all the time. Is that it? I guess...She can't be desperate or too pushy either...

Silver: Anything else? L-Like liking animals?

Jeff: I don't care about that. Smile will get her if she hates him.

Silver: O-Oh...okay....

Jeff: Are we done now? Next please?

Masky- Can you be the Masky to my Hoody <3 ...I love you...

Masky: Sure! *clings to Hoody* Love you Hoody!

Hoody: *clings back* 

Rake: SOOOOO many MaskyxHoody fangirls are going to come and destroy you two...

Liu: I know right...

Smiley: Uh....

BEN- How many hours would you spend on a videogame?

BEN: Like...before someone comes and drags me away? Or like.....with my own timing and stuff?

Slenderman: I've had to drag him out of him room multiple times...

E.J: His record is 26 hours before being dragged away. He went through two games...

BEN: Yup!

Eyeless Jack- Have you tasted chocolate?

E.J: Yup. Gross.

L.J: WHAT!?

E.J: I don't like chocolate, sorry.

L.J: I don't think we can be friends anymore.

E.J: *shrugs* You'll be back.

Red: Weirdos.

Toby- You are adorable and ehmm would you date me?

Toby: Sure, why not?

Eyeless Jack- What would you do if you woke up and...you had really really ugly eyes that were permanently crossed?

E.J: Take them out.

Liu: Ouch! Holy Crap, dude!

E.J: Oh, so Jeff can mutilate his face and I can't?

Jeff: CORRECTION! Beautify~

Dark: Right. Okay. NEXT!

Everyone- Do you all have birthdays?

Slenderman: I believe the day we became Creepypastas.

Everyone- Can we be friends? Cause I barely have any...

Rake: Sure!

BEN- What's your fav video game (Can't be in the LoZ series!)

BEN: Hmm....I guess Minecraft!

Masky: Me too!

Sonic: Lame...

Dark: *holds in laughter*

Rake: Okay then.

Guys....please...POST ON FIRST PAGE/CHAPTER!!!! NOT THESE CHAPTERS!!!!!! O.O!!!