One Direction Preferences

49. Mentions You In An Interview (3)

Harry: "So Harry, I've heard you found a lucky lady to give your gravy to" Alan Carr says turning to face your now flustured in the face, boyfriend, Harry. He can't even muster out a response, as his vocal cords are taken over by to much laughter. The rest of the boys couldn't contain themselves either, it was just a giant laughing pit taking over the to small blue sofa underneath their bums. "Well, what's her name?" "Her -her name-" Louis tries to choke out, inbetween laughs, "Her name, is, Y/N" he finally sputters out. "I see, she's a beautiful woman, Harry. How'd you manage to get her with that potty mouth of yours?" Alan says referring to the pussy reference from the xFactor. "I don't know Alan, I just love her and she loves-" "your gravy?" Alan says, interrupting Harry, causing another laughing fit to occur. "My sides!" Niall groans, clenching his sides, still being unable to contain his laughter. "Why don't you tell me about her, Harry?" Harry was obviously still in his laughing fit so Zayn decided to step up and take over. "Well, Harry never shuts up about her! It'd be nice to see her once in a while for more than a minute!" You could see the curiousness overwhelm the interviewers eyes as he leaned forward with his elbows placed on his knees and his head dug into his palms. "What do you mean?" "Whenever they get together, they immediately rush off to the bedroom, and you never see them come out! I mean, come on, Harry can't be THAT good" Zayn says giving Harry a wink which is responded by with a punch in the arm. "Gosh Harry, you must have a lot of gravy in you." Alan says flashing Harry a cheeky smile and turning to Niall who was still in hysterics "Now onto you lad".

Niall: Niall was finally settling down from his laughing fit that had lasted for a few minutes, before he started stuffing his face with the free food that was placed against the glass table that was laid in front of the boys. While having half of a chocolate chip cookie hanging from the outside of his mouth, Alan says "So you have a new lady, what's her name?" "Hurr nums, Y/N" he tries to say as the cookie crumbles out of his mouth and landing all over Liam who disgustingly wiped the crumbs off his trousers and onto the floor for the vacumm to greatly appreciate. "Do you kiss, Y/N with that mouth?" Alan asks Niall which lead to him in shock and hysterics, spitting the cookie across the table and onto the floor which led a trail of slobber everywhere as he rolled around the floor laughing. "Come on Niall, it wasn't even that funny" Zayn says, kicking Nialls Nikes which did nothing to stop Niall. "Well, she's a lovely lady and they make a lovely couple." Liam says shrugging and being the only one to respond to Alan. "How long have they been dating?" Alan asks, now faced to Liam. "About a year now." "So she's used to this?" "Indeed she is" Liam says as Alan turns towards the camera, giving it a lovely two thumbs up, "I give you props, Y/N, what a wonderful case of hunger and laughter you deal with" Alan says while pointing to Niall who was now back sitting on the couch, trying to squeeze back in while giving Mr. Carr a fake aggitated look before letting the smile seep back out as he turned to Louis.

Louis: Picking up one of the complimentary beverages from the table in front of him, Lou took a sip and then smiled at the camera. "Now you, Louis," the host said teasingly, pointing a finger and snickering. Lou grinned and clasped his hands together between his knees, preparing for the worst. "I hear you've also got a new gal. [Y/N], is it?" Lou nodded as the other boys simultaneously cheered and gave him pats on the back. "Tell me about her," Alan demanded, clearly drooling for new gossip, "I hear she's a great snogger." At this, he made a kissy face and added, "At least, that's what all the paparazzi are thinking, since you're kissing her in nearly every photo!!" The audience burst into hysterical laugher, and Niall was nearly rolling on the floor, hiccuping. Lou's face turned bright red, and he tried to stutter out a response, but Harry interjected, "Oh yes! We can't leave them alone for two minutes without a full-out snogging session!" All of the boys, along with the whole studio and the host, were clapping and choking for air. Louis ran his hands through his hair and said, "Alright, alright, that's enough. Yeah, she's a brilliant kisser." He grinned and gave a thumbs up to the camera, before joining in on the laughter, though the embarrassment was still very clear on his face. "Care to share the details?" Alan winked and Louis' eyes widened and he kept on laughing, shaking his head and falling back onto the blue couch. Alan held up his hands in surrender, "Fine, be selfish," he said prudishly, and moved on to Liam.

Liam: Liam hadn't quite yet recovered from Niall's questioning, but Louis' had left him unable to breath, so when Alan turned to look at him, there was nothing to do but keep right on laughing. The audience had calmed down some, but the boys were nowhere close to hushing themselves. Alan gave them a good 10 seconds before clearing his throat and tapping his foot to silence them. Liam coughed and sat back up, still smiling brightly, but stared back at the host and politely apologized. Alan waved it away and leaned forward in his chair, smiling deviously and asking, "Who's your new lady friend, Liam?" The lad gave a dashing smile and said, "Oh, well she's just great. Absolutely beautiful. Things are going really well between us and--" "Her name is [Y/N]!" Zayn shouted out, getting a glare from Liam. Alan nodded as if this was old news and gestured for Liam to continue. "As I was saying, yes, her name is [Y/N] and we've--" "Yes, Liam, we know all of this. Please, I'm begging you, give me all the dirty secrets you two have hiding behind the door." Carr sighed dramatically. Harry snicked and threw out, "What door? They haven't been behind a closed door in...well, ever, as far as I know." The lads all chuckled and Liam scowled. "Liam, you're telling me you haven't gotten any cats lately?!" Alan was shocked, but still managed to throw Harry's old joke in there, and sure enough, the whole studio was laughing. Liam shook his head in disbelief and looked quite angry. "It's none of your business, Alan, okay?" The host pouted and then stage whispered to the camera, "That's a yes," and again the studio was in fits.

Zayn: Zayn had coughed out some of what he was drinking at Alan's last remark about Liam, and now he was guiltily wiping it off of his shirt and setting the drink back down. Still laughing, he shook off his hands and discretely wiped them on the couch beneath him. "Hey!" Carr shouted, "You're paying for that." Zayn blushed and was saved by Niall choking on more cookies, which Liam lectured him about. "Boys, boys, you're ruining me!" Alan said with extra drama, throwing his hands in the air. Harry whispered something in Louis' ear and they both burst out into hysterical giggles. Alan glared at them and redirected his focus to Zayn, who sat on the furthest end of the blue couch. "You, lad, I've seen plenty of stories about your new gal. She's quite the looker. Maybe even better looking than you!!" "THAT'S WHAT I SAID!" Louis exclaimed, earning laughter from everyone in the room. Zayn wasn't sure if he should be flattered for his girlfriend, or insulted by the opinions of everyone else. "Yeh, shuddup," he muttered, half-smiling to his band mates and shaking his head in good humor. Alan regained his composure and added, "Joking, joking, no need to give me that look. You and [Y/N] make a cute couple. Poster couple of the year!! We could make that happen, couldn't we?" He turned to someone off set, and Zayn looked around, confused, but still laughing. "Who is this guy?" Niall chuckled out softly, spitting a few small crumbs on Liam again. Alan was talking to someone else still, and when he turned back around, he looked disappointed. "Well, lads, I'm being told to kick you out now. I think it's because of all the dry-cleaning bills you're stacking up. Anyway, thanks for telling me nothing new about your love lives; it was good fun." Niall grinned and Liam, not noticing the sarcasm, said, "No problem, mate. We had a proper laugh." Harry added, "Thanks for having us." Alan nodded and shook hands with all of them, then shooed the boys off set to a loud applause from the audience.