Brooklyn'
When we got in the window, I felt like the fbi or some shit like that. Prince told me to stand behind him so I wouldn't be seen. I wrapped my arms around his arms and I have I ever mentioned he had the fattie ? Well, he does . I felt so perfect in this position.
"I'd move if I were you" Prince whispered in my ear
"Why ? You want me to get shot ?" I asked all attitude-y
"No I gotta ---" He said before he farted and it was loud and it stunk.
"Fart" he said then covered mouth cause Him and I both knew I was about to tell him off.
I licked his hand and he moved his hand.
"Hello who's there ? Im coming for you" Some chick said. I knew that Prince knew her because he kept rolling his eyes.
"You are so dumb. Obviouly its a killer and if you go for him he would kill you. Dumbass" Automactically I knew it was my bestfriend Ray.
"Maybe its a good thing" I heard sparkle say. But you never know. She acts like a white girl, so maybe it might be one.
"On the other hand, Just leave" Roc said and I know he sounded stressed.
"Lets go, stay behind me baby" Prince said
I didn't say anything, just did what I was told.
"It's not a killer. Just two big .............. Teddy bears." Ray said looking us up and down
"OMG ! I knew you'd come for me" Roc said
"I think he came for me" Sparkle shouted. I'm guessing she was still mad at him.
"Well, now he's taking all of us, cause im not staying here with you crazy motherfucker's" Ray said tiring to break out of his chains.
"Let's get 'em" Prince said about to break them out.
"Wait." I said pulling the back of prince's shirt
"I like to watch them struggle" I said doing my evil laugh.
I cut Ray and Sparkle out and then Prince cut Prod and Roc.
"Now let's go . I need some Chicken" Prod said rubbing his wrist.
"Oh, I could use some chicken." I said rubbing my stomach
"From Popeye's or KFC ?" Prod asked me
"I prefer Popeye's but KFC has a better breeding---" I said before I was rudely interrupted
"Are we really gonna have this convo right now ?" sparkle asked
"I don't see why not" I shrugged
"Hold on right there" Some super ratchet chick said. Her weave was hideous
"The fuck do you want Marissa ?" Prince asked getting super annoyed
Who's Marissa ?
" Don't ever want to come and see your son ?" She asked
"Hold Up. Son ?" I butted in
"I have no FUCKING idea what she's talking about Bae." Prince said
"Member when we were about to fuck, and I was like " what about the condom" and you said "don't worry about it, we'll use the pull out method" ?" This 'Marissa' chick said
"Fuck," I heard prince mumble
"You're fucked man." Ray said
"Safe sex is great , better wrap it up in a latex 'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text" Prod said
"Will y'all shut the FUCK up ?" Prince yelled
"My bad" they all said baking up in surrender.
"And now im finna kill your girlfriend" she said as she pulled out the gun
I pulled mines out, and I guess she got me first because all I heard was "BROOKLYN !" and I was down
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