Ironically Sugoi

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Dave snug-as-a-bug-in-Dirk'-arms-(fuck rugs) Strider here, I woke up with Dirk's head on my shoulder and him wrapped around me, our leg tangled and all around cuddling. I smiled softly and held him close for a sec before I untangled from his hold. I grabbed my shades and put them back on; I went to the bathroom and after flushing and washing I looked in their mirror. I hated my eyes honestly, I was too open without my shades and everyone made fun of me... but Dirk just said he liked them... I smirked and drew a little bit on his mirror before I left. I opened the door to see Rose standing and her mouth twitched into a small smile as she saw my almost-naked self

"Uh... hey Rose." I nod, "how was poetry?" I tried drifting past her but she blocked me.

"It was fine Dave, how was Dirk?" She questioned smoothly

"We didn't do anything; our clothes are in the dryer from the rain." I shrug. I mean we made out and had a feels session but that's our business.

"Of course... but I want you to know that though half his blood is different... hurt my brother and I will stab your eyes out with my knitting needles." She smiled darkly and handed me my clothes and Dirk's. "Have a good night. I am sleeping over at Kanaya's as her fashion design project is due tomorrow and she requires help."

"Trying them on or pulling them off?" I smirk

Rose turned gracefully and Kanaya stepped out of her room with a bag, Kanaya looked me over and smirked with Rose, "Why not both Strider?" She mocked and left with Rose who just giggled.

"Fucking Lalonde-troll lesbians..." I sigh, "That's just trouble right there..." I looked at my clothes and Dirks and walked toward his room again. I dumped the clothes and my shades onto his desk and got back under the covers with Dirk, my internally awesome clock said it was about 6:38 and Dirk and I gotta eat... plus I need to unpack... I stroke Dirk's arm and graze his cheek with my lips. I plant small kisses onto his neck and shoulders until he starts waking up. "Morning" I greet him

"I could get used to waking up like that..." He smirked

"Good." I nod, "Because this is a thing that is happening now." I nuzzle his shoulder and he chuckles.

"Man if you do that I'll get you cat ears." He warned

"Meow meow mother fucker" I smirk and I pap his arm, I need to get upstairs and unpack... you wanna help?"

"After food..." He yawns and stretches a bit.

"Kay, take out or something?" I offer

"Nah, I've got something in the fridge to cook..." He smiles, "you cook?"

"I am an executive chef of cereal. I make the perfect bowl." I smirk

"Got it, you can cut stuff, I'll make the food." He gets up and grabs my long sleeved shirt. He tossed me a shirt and I caught it, it was his hat shirt. "Wear it." He told me and pulled my shirt over his head. I noticed his hair was more natural now because of the sleep and rain. I pulled his shirt on and hooked his shades on my-his shirt. He did the same and winked.

"Let's get cooking Dirk." I smirk, he pulls me into his arms and we kiss for a sec before he pulls away.

"Delicious." He flashed away with a chuckle.

I flash to his kitchen too and grabbed his-my shirt "Get back here, this is a 4-course meal." I tell him.

"That was an appetizer, main course is later..." He gave me a peck and handed me some veggies, "cut these." He nodded toward the counter so I sighed and pulled my katana out from my strife specibus and start cutting the shit and putting it into a bowl, "oh yeah, Rose's have crazy fashionista sex at Kanaya's tonight. She will then pass out dude to lesbian fashion overload and stay the night." I tell him.