Ironically Sugoi

Your name is Dave Strider, and you just moved to a new city.

You look around, and it seems cool enough. Though you've never heard of Skaia before, this city is actually pretty urban. Bro has started a new club here with an old friend named Roxy. He's the DJ and she gonna manage the bars though Bro keeps saying she's gonna drink everything in sight... So to make it easier she and bro moved to the same complex. Your apartment is right above hers. As totally rad as it is, this Roxy chick happens to be your pesterchum friend Rose's sis, so now you get to be psycho analyzed all the damned time. Plus now you have to go to a new school. Your last one was so uncool in a not ironic sense that this can't be any worse.

"Hey lil man we're here." Bro nudges you

"Cool. So all our shit's here right?" I nod to the apartment complex

Bro nodded "Yeah, Roxy grabbed it and threw the boxes in our pad."

"Sweet."

"But you're gonna have to order take out, too late to buy and cook shit." Bro yawned and fixed his anime shades

"It's 4 Bro."

"Don't take that tone; I worked the final gig last night." Bro smirked in an ironic fatherly voice

"Pizza or Chinese?" I grunted pulling out my iPhone to find some online menus

"Pizza" Bro says while grabbing his bag and lil Cal from the backseat

"On it" I nod and call the place up, after placing the order I turned to Bro, "20 minutes"

"Cool, get your shit from the trunk and let's check this place out."

"Yeah yeah..." I yawned I sent a pester to Rose letting her know that we'd gotten here

turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]at 4:13 PM

TG: yo roll out the red carpet

TG: weve arrived

TG: in all kinds of glory here

TT: I am now gracing the hallways with flower petals for your immediate arrival into my homestead.

TG: damn straight

TG: im like a knight being all kinds of honored here

TG: bow down

TT: I am in fact bowing at this moment and adorning my very mind's castle with a celebration.

TG: whatre you a seer

TT: I rather like entertaining that thought.

TG: yall should

TT: My brother is in fact readying to welcome you like the kind Prince that he is.

Brother? Oh yeah Lalonde's got a half bro who just lived up here with his bro.

TG: your bros here too huh

TT: He is a fan of you and your brother's "sick beats" and your photography channel.

TG: well shit

TG: now im all flattered and shit

TT: Yes he is descending now to greet you and lead you to us. Your brother has now ascended here.

TG: aight im on my way

TG: gonna have a two strider party

TG: make sure to be ready to meet me

TT: I am sure I've foreseen what will happen at our festivities.

TG: well dont tell me

turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering tentacleTherapist [TT]at 4:17 PM