Crazy mangu

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Mangu opened his eyes so see all new around him.
M(i.m): where am I. And yeh saand jaise aunties kaun hai. Mumma where is she.
Aunty 1: alle alle meri bacchi ut gayi
Aunty 2: bhooki lagi bacchi ko
Mangu (i.m): kaunsi bacchi I'm baccha.and my mumma and chee me in auto. I miss you mom. She only takes me in ola cabs and these fatty aunties.uff

What's this smell. Chee so tacky. I won't live here for a day. Send me to my pa and ma otherwise my rowdy ma will chop you up and feed to doggy

Saand aunties i mean the ladies take mangu and gets down. They walk to a distance then tear the sleeve of his dress.
Mangu(i.m) what are they going to do.
Aunty 1: bends down and take a fulful of mud and applies to his face
Mangu(i.m): what the hell.am I doing fancy dress here
Aunty 2: takes a bowl

They 3 come to the street and starts their drama.
Aunty 1: allah ke naam par dedo
Aunty 2: bacchi do din se bhookhi hai
Mangu(i.m): my mom gives me good healthy food and she won't allow me to starve. Mumma says jhoot bolna paap hai. You both aunties will have horns now and twitched his nose

With cute mangu with them all felt pity and gave money.
Aunty 1: good collection
Aunty 2: let's go home

Other side rd,parth and yoyo came to sanyu. Sanyu came running to the guys.
S: sorry mangu missing
Rd: can't you even manage a baby.
P: we will look all over here
Y: see there's cctv installed we will ask the mall people to help
Rd: yeah but where you left him
Sanyu points to the liquor section
Rd: irresponsible.you left my mangu here to buy drinks for you
S: sorry.I thought today we will
Rd: just shut up.hurry we need to find him soon

They all reach the help desk and a guy comes to them smiling.
Guy: how can i help you
Rd: my no our baby is missing
Guy: see the board sir it's clearly written and said with a smiling face
The board keep your valuables safe the shop isn't responsible for the missing of it

Rd: comedy time. We will hear it later
P: look at your cctv footage
Guy: cctv footage.it's not working
Rd: then why you kept this sign board saying this place is under cctv surveillance
Guy: image and by this no one will dare to steal.idea can change your life with smile
Rd: why are you smiling like mad.
Guy: we welcome customers with smile and they are god
Y: you know another saying a slap too can change your life and give a slap and come out

The guy goes to washroom. And starts his cursing. What customers are not god they are bikharis. If cctv doesn't work then what should i do reapir them. Stupid people. Why can't i yell at them. Uff breath in breath out and smiles and come out.

Rd: sanyu show mangu latest pic
S: rd it's that he is now she
Rd: you did sex change for him
S: no.i made him dress up like a girl
P: god sanyu
Y: hehe mangu mow mangi
Rd: shut up

There mangu in middle of aunty in a hotel.
M(i.m): my parents are rich they won't bring me to this chotu hotel and flies around the food ewww. I won't have from here

Little he knew the aunties were busy tussing the food for them and poor mangu gulped his saliva seeing that. He was feeling hungry and thirsty. Tears started rolling. The aunties gave a grin to him and gave glass of water and continued their work.

Sanyu and toli was wandering in the roads for him.
S: rd we will get him back nah
Rd: I don't know .let's hope
S: I'm a bad mother
Rd: hmmm

The aunties brought mangu to thier hut.
Aunty 1: where are you
A man came out with yellow teeth and smiled.
Mangu(i.m): weird family
Man: baccha!!! whose
Aunty 2: because of the kid we got good collection
Man: keep him then and took a bottle
Aunty 1: started drinking
Man: tired
Aunty 2: of sleep
Man: hehe.baccha you want this. It will make you happy

The ladies went to kitchen to preapre food and the kid was with the man drinking.
Man: pulled the cheeks of mangu
Mangu started crying.
Man: hehe nice entertainment and again pulled
Mangu (i.m): every mangu has a day and gave angry looks
Man: lower your eyes and poured the glass of drink over the head of baby
Mangu(i.m): bad smell
Man: see you will get punishment
Aunties came after work and they too joined the drinking session. Then a foul smell.
Aunty 1: hey uncle you did purrr
Man: no.it will be her pointing to another aunty
Aunty 2: me I don't do that . I'm sure it's him Man: no this naughty kid did.he didn't say no.it's him.

Aunty smelled near him and kept finger on her nose. It's him and come close to remove the diaper.
Mangu(i.m): god my izzat ka falooda will happen.they'll know I'm he not she. He just showed back instead of front. They removed and threw it.

They all slept in affect of alcohol. Mangu got the perfect plan to irritate them. He crawled and went to 1st aunty and pulled her hair. She opened eyes to see baby sleeping and saw the other aunty near her . She got angry and pulled the hair of the other.

Aunty 2: why are you pulling my hair
Aunty 1: because you pulled mine
Aunty 2: in sleep i might have done

They again slept. Mangu went to aunty 2 and slapped her. She opened and gave a tight slap to other and they started fighting and left the room.

Mangu with wicked smile looks at the uncle lying there. He goes near. I'll teach you a lesson. And somehow crawled and in doggy style he dies su su on his face. And the uncle was licking the urine.
Uncle: so sweet juice. I need more
Mangu (i.m): chee batameez and he sees the door opened and goes from there.

Sorry for the late update. I'll try to update another part night or tomorrow.

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