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Booty Fight

Damn Fukase, back at it again with da booty?

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Oppontents -

Spain - Hetalia

Toby - Creepypasta

Link- Legend of Zelda
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Jeff: WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO THIS SHITTY BOOTY FIGHT, AND THIS TIME THERE WILL BE A TOURNAMENT! WHO EVER HAS THE MOST FABULOUS BOOTY SHALL GET A FREE DICK UP THE ASS!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOO

Fukase: POOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Jeff: AND NO ONE SHALL SEE THAT UNLESS YOU GOT A SPECIAL VIP

Fukase: OH WELL CHOKE ON MY BIG ASS DICK YOU CUNT

Jeff: *death glares*

Jeff: MAY I HAVE THE OPPONENTS COME INTO THE CIRCLE

Spain: *Gives bangs to girls*

Toby: *throws out waffles to the crowd*

Link: *shyly waves*

Jeff: MAY THE TOURNAMENT BEGIN!

Spain: Pfft, your all just a bunch of weak tomatoes

Toby: Over my dead waffles

Spain: *starts twerking*

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Toby: Bitch is that all ya got?! *rips off pants* *wearing a thong* *starts twerking*

Crowd: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

Link: .... *rips off everything* *just wearing a leaf* *twerks like there's no tomorrow*

Crowd: *nose bleeds e everywhere* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

Twerkers: *twerking harder*

Jeff: What th... WE HAVE A NEW OPPONENT COMPETING FOR THE TWERKING CHALLENGE!

MAY I INTRODUCE....

MELLO!

Mello: All ya fuckboys ain't shit! *starts twerking like a fuckin boss*

*Things kept getting more gayish by the second, then, things change when they started to attack each other with dem glamorous booties*

*Then all of a sudden...*

*Three mire people have been visible!*

*But who are they...?*

EREN JAEGER

DEATH THE KID

LEVI ACKERMAN

*They join the fight*

Toby: *Farts in Kid's face*

Kid: Omg, that is it! *takes a sword from Levi* *chases Toby with it*

Levi: HEY YOU DIPSHIT! THATS MIIIINE!!! *chases Kid* *Accidently smacks Mello*

Mello: BOI I'LL FUCKING SHOOT YO DICK OFF *pulls out gun*

Spain: *bumps into him*

Mello: *misses hit* DUDE WTF IS YO PROB?!?!?!

Spain: Sorry amigo! I was ju-

Eren: *punches him*

Lovino and Jane: NOOOOOOOOO! HIS FAAAAAAACE!!!!!!

Jane:  I'LL FUCKING STAB A BITCH!!! *climbs over fence*

Lovino: SOMEONE IS GONNA LOSE THEUR FUCKING BALLS TONIGHT! AND I'LL PUT THEM ON MY FUCKING DOOR LIKE THOSE FUCKIN FANCY DOOR KNOCKERS!!! *climbs over fence*

Jane and Lovino: *beats up Eren*

Toby, Kid, Levi: *gets thrown across the stadium*

*There was a mysterious pink fog as it crept on over the stadium... *

AYATO AND METTATON APPEARED!!!
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Jeff: HOW MANY FUCKIN PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA PUT IN HERE?!?!?

Fukase: BIGGER THEN YOUR FUCKIN DICK YOU TWAT
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Ayato: *attacks everyone in sight*

Mettaton: *dies cause he got attacked*

Eren: OH GOD MY BAAAAAAAAAALLS!!!!!

Lovino: *twirls Eren's nut sack in hand* Now to put this on my door

Jane: Ya know.... We make a good team.

Lovino: Yeah...... I guess?

*gets attacked by Mello*

*All of a sudden Mettaton changed his form to 2.0!*

*Then he exploded the stadium*

Jeff: NO WINNER? WELL THEN

Link: *comes out of the smoke* I won

Jeff: Wait... WE GOTTA A WINNER!!! *runs to Ayato* YOU ARE THE WINNER

Link: WTF