Update: (Picture above is the following oc's except Fukase, which I'll work on and maybe add it)
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Husky: Dude... I'm like, soooooooo bored...
Liuen: Wanna make muffins!?
Husky: Sure...
~Too lazy to explain shiat~
Husky: Uh.... Liuen...
Liuen: Yeah?
Husky: There is like a shit load of muffins...
Liuen: LET'S SELL MUFFINS!
Husky: Sound's cool
Liuen: *snap's finger's* *muffin's dissapear* LET'S GO! *grab's Husky's hand*
~Time skip~
Liuen: *cheerfuly knock's on a door*
Jeff: Can I fucking help you?
Husky: *glares*
Jeff: I mean... Can I help help you sweet child...?
Liuen: Hi Jeff! Wanna buy a muffin?! *hold's out a muffin*
Jeff: Muffin's... Did you say muffins?
Husky: Yeah asswipe.
Jeff: *start's shaking* Muffins... MUFFINS... MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Husky: *grab's Liuen and start's backing up*
Liuen and Husky: *run*
Jeff: *chases's them* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Husky: I... Think... We... Lost... Him...
Liuen: Good... *notices a house* LOOK! *grab's Husky and run's up to the house* Let's just hope this isn't a muffin psycho... *knock's on door*
Offender: Well hello~~~
Liuen: *gulp's loudly*
Husky: *walk's in front of Liuen* Hey Offender, wanna buy a muffin?
Offender: Do you have one that come's with white cream and a sexy ass?
Liuen: *blushe's madly*
Husky: We're done here *grab's Liuen and leaves*
Offender: I wanted a lemon muffin...
Husky: For now on I choose the house's *knock's on a door*
Mz. Hyde: Hey guy's!
Husky: Valintina, hi! *blushes*
Mz. Hyde: What can I do for you?
Husky: U-um... We're s-selling muffins! Want s-some?
Mz. Hyde: Sure! Hold on, FUKASE!!!
Fukase: WHAT?!?!?!
Bella: HUSKY AND LIUEN ARE SELLING MUFFINS! WANT SOME?!?!
Fukase: *stumbles down the stair's* You bet!
Mz. Hyde: Do you guy's have bluberry?
Liuen: Yep! How many?
Mz. Hyde: Just 2 plz
Liuen: *snap's finger's* Here ya go!
Mz. Hyde: *goes to grab wallet*
Husky: N-no need to pay!
Mz. Hyde: You sure?
Fukase: If he said you don't have to pay then don't damn, oh, do you have lemon poppy seed? I'd like ten
Liuen: Ok, here. *hands her a bag*
Fukase: *demon voice* mine... *runs up stair's*
Husky: She still need's to pay
Fukase: *from window* Whoop's! Sorry, I forgot to pay you! And keep the change! *drop's a 20 dollor bill*
Liuen: Yay!
Jeff: MMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mz. Hyde: *slam's door*
Husky and Liuen: *run*
~At home~
Liuen: We still have 200,000,000 muffins...
Husky: What should we do?
Liuen: MUFFIN PARTY!!!
Husky: So how are we gonna send invites?
Liuen: Do you forget every time?
Husky: Oh... *facpalms*
BEN: *randomly fall's out of the tv*
Husky: What the hell...?
BEN: Yo.
Liuen: BEN?
BEN: I heard you were gonna throw a muffin party, am I right?
Husky: Damn right
BEN: Can I join?
Liuen: You were on the list
BEN: Who else you 'vitin?
Husky: Pretty much everone
BEN: By everyone you mean 'her'?
Liuen: Fukase?
BEN: No... Valintina...
Husky: She is totally coming!
BEN: *stands up* Why?! That bitch ass nigga slut virgin will murder me!!
Husky: *eye twitches* GTFO of my house
BEN: What?
Husky: Out. Of. My. House.
BEN: *run's out the door*
Dark: *slams door open crushing BEN between the door and wall* MY 6TH SENSE HAS SENSED A MUFFIN PARTY!!!!
Liuen: ain't pasta's suppose to have 3 sense's?
Dark: Unless your from a video game you can have 6
Liuen: Oh...
Husky: Well we have one guest
Dark: *closes door and notices BEN* Oooooh... Sorry there bro...
BEN: Fuck you... *flip's Dark Off*
Fukase: MY 8TH SENSE HAS SENSED A MUFFIN PARTY!!!
Dark: Like... wtf...
Fukase: *look's behind door* Whoop's...
Liuen: Really?
Everyone *except Jeff*: MUFFIN PARTY!!!
Husky: You brought everyone?!
Fukase: Well duh! Who doesn't like muffins?!
Jeff: MMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Husky: THE FUCKING HELL!!!
Jeff: FINALLY!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU FUCKERS ALL DAY!!! *hold's Liuen's shirt*
Liuen: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Jeff: I wanna buy all your muffins! *hold's out 100,00 dollars*
Husky: *look's at Liuen*
Liuen: *look's at Husky*
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Husky: I can't believe he bought all those muffins...
Liuen: No kidding...
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