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Fine

Zalgo: *reading* *phone rings* *looks at screen*

A call from Angel

Zalgo: -*sighs* Hello?

Angel: Hey man! How've you been?!

Zalgo: Fine.

Angel: Ya wanna come over?

Zalgo: Na, I gotta work in an hour

Angel: Ok, well I can come over

Zalgo: Na, I'm taking a nap.

Angel: Oh... Well... I don't know if you heard this but.. Eh... My girlfriend broke up with me, and she locked me outside.

Zalgo: mh-hm

Angel: And I need some help to get some stuff out

Zalgo: I don't think I'm going to be able do that today.

Angel: There's like a lot of stuff man.

Zalgo: *sighs* leave me alone...

Angel: What was that?

Zalgo: I said leave me alone...

Angel: *gasp* Dude, that hurt

Zalgo: Well at least I'm not being a dick!

Angel: I'm not the dick here! All I want for you is to hang out with me!

Zalgo: No!

Angel: if you don't fucking come over I'll tell everyone you shit your pant's at the party last friday

Zalgo: -.-

Angel: So you wanna come over?

Zalgo: I'll be there...

Angel: Okay! See ya! *hangs up*

Zalgo: *drops phone*