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Don't hit soldia boy on Slendy

Slendy: Who's turn is it to do the dishes?

Jeff: Aaaaaaaah *leans back* YOU! *points at Slendy*

Slendy: .... Your doing the dishes for the next five year's

Jeff: D:

Slendy: And you do anymore of your 'vine' stuff again, add sixtey more years.

Jeff: D''''':

Everyone: *cheers cause they don't have to do dishes* THANK YOU SLENDY!!!

Slendy: Unless you'd like to join him.

Everyone: ._.

Slendy: That what I thought. Better get to work Jeffery. Oh, and they will be hand washed, if I hear the washing machine, it'll be a lifetime.

Jeff: But I'm immortal

Slendy: You do a lot of stupid stuff Jeffery.

Jeff: Can I commit suicide.

Slendy: One no. And two, you don't got balls.

Jeff: Damnit.

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Jeff: *touches gross shit in the sink* AHHHHHH FUCK! SOMEONE CALL 911!!! I NEED AN AMBULANCE!!! I NEED MY HAND REMOVED IMMEDIATELY!!!

Fukase: I'LL CUT YOUR DAMN DICK OFF IF YOU QUIT BEING SUCH A PUSSY ABOUT FLOATING SHIT IN THE SINK!!! AND PUT YOUR BIG BOYS PANTIES AND SUCK IT UP!

Jeff: Why you gotta be mean TT.TT

Fukase: Why you gotta be an idiot?

Jeff: I was born that way

Fukase: Well I was born to be mean. I was born to be Satan.

Jeff: ...... AH FACK!!!!! YOU ZALGO SON!!!! FAAAAAAAAAAHK!!!!!!!

Fukase: Will my dad ever notice I'm a girl???