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"I'm back!"

"Already?"

"Thank you so much for making me feel so important! I can feel the enthusiasm coming from you in waves!"

"..."

"How are you still drinking the same coffee?"

"I'm not. I made another cup!"

"There goes my plan down the drain."

"How are you even allowed to take so much sugar? Aren't you on a strict diet or something?"

"Yup! I'm just a born rebel!"

"..."

"Is it weird that I can totally imagine you rolling your eyes right now?"

"Nah. You just gained some of my superpowers just by talking to me because I'm so awesome!"

"Why do I even talk to you?"

"I don't know, ask yourself!"

"..."

"My break's over so I better get going. Talk to you later!"

*beep beep*

"I think I have a good idea 'Why' "

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