"Good evening!-"
"JUNE! I'm leaving early today! THERE IS AN ASSASSIN AFTER MY LIFE!"
"..."
"Oh, my God! I can't believe you really fell for that!"
"..."
"..."
"Are you done laughing your ass off?"
"Let me think..no!"
"..."
"I bet you dreamed about me running after you with a chainsaw and then dumping you in my backyard."
"OH, MY GOD! WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?"
"Um, who are you?"
"WHY WOULD I TELL YOU MY NAME? SO THAT YOU CAN KILL ME? NOT HAPPENING PSYCHO!"
"Mam, I wasn't talking about you! I was just talking to... um, shit! What the hell was her name! Mam, calm down, please! I'm not planning your murder!"
"But you're planning someone else's murder and as a human, I can't let that happen! Just wait while I call 911!"
"What the hell? WOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND!"
"NO, I WON'T! JUNE, CALL 911, THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE PHONE!"
"I'M NOT A GOD DAMN MURDERER!"
"Every murderer says that! But don't you worry, I have got this whole call recorded! JUNE, HURRY UP! I'M KEEPING HIM ON LINE!"
"Yeah, yeah! I'm doing it. Just one sec..Hello ? 911?"
"HOLYSHIT! I'll actually murder that Miss. Hyena!"
"He's planning on murder a girl by the name Miss. HYENA!"
"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND? YOU'RE GOING NUTS!"
"HE'S A PSYCHO TOO!"
"I'LL GO INSANE!"
*beep beep*
"We totally got him, A! That was an amazing plan!"
"Thanks a lot Char! You're the best!"
"What about me, then?"
"June, you're the BEST MANAGER EVER!"
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I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔
Short StoryHighest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learnin...
