He hears the boys talk about you sexually
Harry- ”Did you see her in that swimsuit today? She’s so fit! Harry must enjoy her, I know I would!” Harry, your boyfriend, heard Louis say to the boys.
He walked in on them all nodding in agreement and said, “You’re not talking about who I think you are, right?”
"Yep. We are!" Louis laughed.
Harry laughed and sat down. “You’re right! And of course I enjoy (y/n), there’s not a reason not to!” They were all laughing.
"Oh really? That’s nice to know," you winked.
Harry looked at you, embarrassed, and smiled. “I only speak the truth, babe.”
Niall- ”Hey guys? Do you think (y/n) and Niall..you know..get dirty a lot?” Liam asked the boys.
"Liam, I have no idea why you’re thinking about that, but yes I do! I don’t see how Niall could contain himself at night alone with a girlfriend like that!" Zayn answered.
"Like what?" Niall asked, walking in on them.
"Like…like…oh, uh, I don’t know…," Zayn flustered.
"It’s cool, I get it," Niall said smiling and then leaving the boys in shock.
Louis- “So, Harry, who do you think is the hottest? (Y/n) or that girl walking over there?” Niall asked when they were all hanging out. Your boyfriend, Louis, eyed Harry down suspiciously.
"Definitely (y/n)," Harry answered.
"(Y/n)?" Louis asked.
"Yeah," Harry replied.
"But..she’s mine."
"I just truthfully answered the question. It’s not like I mean anything by it!"
"SHE’S MINE!" Louis yelled.
Liam- The boys were always talking about you. Mostly they did it to bother Liam, and you didn’t care because you loved watching how Liam reacts. One day they were actually talking about you, though, not knowing Liam was near.
"Liam definitely made a mess upon (y/n)’s innocence. One day I heard noises and then she walked out with her hair all messed up and half of her clothes on! She didn’t see me, good thing, ‘cause I definitely saw her! I almost couldn’t stop looking," Niall confessed to the boys.
"That happened to you, too?! Who knew the boy had it in him…," Louis trailed off.
"Guys?" Liam said, bringing attention to himself.
"Oh Liam! How long were you there?" Zayn questioned.
"Long enough. Please don’t take about her like that again." Liam said. The boys said sure, but didn’t make any promises.
Zayn- All of you were having dinner at Liam and his girlfriend’s house.
"I have to use the bathroom, I’ll be right back!" you told everyone.
"I’m going to refill my cup!" Zayn said.
"Sure you are…," Niall whispered. The boys laughed and Zayn left to legitimately get a drink. Of course the boys thought that he was going to follow you into the bathroom for a fun time.
"They can’t ever leave each other alone! They take a lot of chances to do what they can," Niall said once he was gone.
"Psh, I wouldn’t if she were my girlfriend!" Harry said.
"Really guys? They don’t do it all the time," Liam’s girlfriend said.
"Well that must be a shame for Zayn! But I’m pretty sure they’re definitely doing something now. Because (y/n) got up and then right away Zayn did to get a refill," Harry said with air quotations around get a refill.
"Did I miss anything? Where’s Zayn?" you asked, rejoining the boys at the table.
"I got a glass of water and the only thing you missed out on was their nice little conversation about our sex lives," Zayn said, walking in with his water. Everyone in the entire room was blushing.
