Mama Aint No Fool

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Me: (whispering) Okay Cali what is one thing you want more than anything

Cali: The new iPod!! Did you get me the new iPod?

Minister Melton: Cali! Is there something you want to share?

Cali: No sorry Minister Melton

Melton: Can you tell us what you learned from Sunday’s sermon?

Cali: Uh… well… That-

Me: That we can sometimes be like the prodigal son. Straying away from God but soon after coming to our senses and going back home to the place of worship. That’s what you were saying right Cali?

Cali: Yes… exactly

Melton: Wow Cali well done and Meesha great delivery! I’m proud. So now guys going back to the word…

Cali: (Whispering) You saved my butt!

Me: Don’t I always. You seriously need to master the art of whispering

Cali: I know I know

Me: Okay so I’ll tell you what I did for you only if you promise not to scream in here

Cali: I promise as God is my witness… 

Me: Okay. Well I got you a date with Prodigy tomorrow…

Cali: (Turning red)

Me: Cali are you okay??

Cali: (raises hand)

Melton: Yes Cali?

Cali: May I please go outside for some air?

Melton: Yea sure go ahead.

Cali (nods and walks through the back doors)

Me: (thinking) What the heck just happened… I mean I thought she liked him (hears a noise outside)

Cali: PROOOOODDDDIIIIIIIGYYYYYY!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Walks back in and clears throat) Sorry Minister Melton I’m back now

(Everyone in class giggling)

Me: You’re a mess do you know that?

Cali: And you’re the best I mean THE best friend a girl could ask for

(After bible study)

Me: Okay so I’m going to go talk to my mom before we head out to your house

Cali: Okay. 

Me: Wish me luck

Cali: Oh no you’re going to tell her about it now??

Me: I hate hiding it from her

Cali: At least let me go with you

Me: No I got to do this alone… There she is. I’ll meet you in the car

MM: Hey baby girl!

Me: Hey mommy

MM: How is everything are you enjoying your week with Cali

Me: Yup I’ve had so much fun and Its only been two days

MM: Ah I see. And how was the concert?

Me: It was great mo- (looking shocked)

MM: Mmm hmm think I didn’t know that’s where you and Cali went that night. Cali’s mom and I may be many things but sweetheart we aren’t-

Me: Clueless I know I know… So am I grounded do I have to go home?

MM: Well Meesh honey I know what its like to have strict parents so no you don’t have to come home but when you get to Cali’s house no Tv and no Ustream, for the both of you. Cali’s mom will be explain the rules when you get home. And as for that record deal you got-

Me: MOM HOW DOOOOO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS!!!

MM: (laughing) Listen Meesha Cali’s mom and I have been best friends for years. We were just like you and Cali are now so we’ve been there done that. And Meesh what happens in the dark shall come to light baby remember that.

Me: Yes mother. So I can’t do it can I?

MM: Hmm I want you to do it. But I don’t want to hide this from your father. However I give you permission to sign with interscope records.

Me: OHHH MOMMY THANK YOU SO MUCH. I won’t let you down mama I swear. Ohh thank you so much I love you

MM: Mm hmm you love me because I said yes. Now go catch Cali before her mom leaves you

Me: Thank you mommy and see you Saturday…

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