Programmer Poems.

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DAILYGRIND

import java.util.Date;

public class DailyGrind {

   public static final void main(String[] args) {

      boolean its_time_to_go_home = false;

      boolean away_the_hours = true;

      while (away_the_hours) {

      boolean away_the_hours = true;

      Date now = new Date();

      its_time_to_go_home = now.getHours() > 17

      && now.getMinutes() > 30;

         if (its_time_to_go_home) {

            break;

      }

      try {

            Thread.sleep(60000);

      } catch (InterruptedException e) {

      }

    }

  }

}

Paul Illingworth

// Java

TWOFACED

public class TwoFaced {

    public String greet() {

        return "Hi! So great to see you!";

    }

    private String think() {

        return "Fucking bitch.";

    }

}

Jason Kopylec

// Java

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