S.O.S. ✘ One Direction

08: Kicks & Cracks

First of all, I'm aware that the title sounds wrong. hehehe

Second - Sorry for taking so long to update! What a dick move on my part, I'm such a bum :(

BUT I HAVE THE CONTEST WINNERS AND I FELT SO BAD THAT EVERYONE COULDN'T WIN SO NOW EVERYONE GETS A PRIZE? AND I ADDED ANOTHER CATEGORY? YEAH I'M SO NICE HAHA

SO, WITHOUT FURTHUR ADO, THE FIRST PLACE WINNER!

(well, it was pretty obvious, with the dedication and all but)

First place: Harry, Banana, & Fanfictions by @ashtonbby

CONGRATS! NOW FOR SECOND

Second place: Addicted by @DianaHoranByotch, S.O.S Oneshot by @BeyondTheFake, Banana’s Fanfiction, and Siri by @GabbyLuvsYa

AND THIRD!

Third Place: crazy not crazy by @_eternalloving, Going Bananas by @ship_elounor, Started With A Nana by @icecreamweird0

AND I ADDED A NEW CATEGORY, HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Honorable Mentions: Bananas & Fanfiction by @jezlex17, Bananas, Candy and Alcohol by @green_eyes_cutie, Stuck by @Love_Hope_Destiny

Honorable Mentions winners, I'll read one of your stories and leave an honest critique at the end.. Thanks to everyone that entered, it was fun reading your entries :) They're still on my page! You'll get your prizes as soon as I can do them!

Now for the real story, I present to you, Kicks & Cracks.

KICKS & CRACKS

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It’s been too long since I’ve talked to you all! Look at you, you’ve gotten so big!

Wait, wait, wait. I realize that could’ve sounded offensive…I’m really, really, truly sorry if that comment right there offended you in any way. I meant big as in tall, not big as in wide, if that makes any sense to you.

Please accept this token of apology…

Actually, I’ve got nothing.

Depressing.

OH OH OH! I FORGOT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY BEFORE!

So remember that whole deal with the trees?

Of course you do.

Well, I talked to Arthur and he told me that we could think about publishing this big ass book as an e-book and not as a printed copy (because I think we’re going to publish it, not completely sure yet) so imagine how much paper we’ll save! I’m so excited, holy crap, if the book sells we could save so many trees and then we could get medals or like a Nobel Peace Prize for Environmental Science or something and then we’ll be all over the news and it’ll be the craziest shit and like the fans would be so proud of us and gahhhh

Sorry everyone, this is Louis here, but Harry is that any different from how life is for us now?

What do you mean, Louuuu?

We’re always all over the news. The fans are already proud of us. Just because you convinced Arthur into making a better decision doesn’t make much of a difference.