clickbait // leafycynical + lunfkrz au

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roman: oh daddy please

austin: what the ***

leaf: ROMANSTOP COPYING ME ))):

hyojin has joined the chatroom.

hyojin: why is the only normal one of you guys austin

austin: because I still have some dignity left, unlike the mormon and the russian

hyojin: fair

leaf: austin : (((( u cyberbully!11 i h8 u!1!

austin: i hate my life

hyojin: same

pyro has joined the chatroom.

pyro: i come home from college to this okay

pyro: you're all gay

hyojin: yes but some of us don't show it as much as calvin and roman

roman: WAITHYOJIN YOU'RE GAY

hyojin: no lmao

hyojin: maybe idk questioning

roman: gg

pyro: well i'm bi, if you guys were wondering

leaf: idek what I am

austin: i'm straight but don't tell tumblr

papa has joined the chatroom.

papa: calvin you're probably gay

leaf: JOJISTOP

hyojin: joji ilysm

papa: <3

papa has left the chatroom.

austin: i love how joji just says the things i feel like saying but can't bring myself to

hyojin: saaaame

pyro: wait what time is it for everyone

leaf: 12:48 p.m. here

hyojin: 4:48 a.m. oh ***

austin: 2:48 p.m.

roman: 10:48 p.m.

pyro: it's 7:48 p.m here so like

leaf: jfc how long does it take for you to get home from college

pyro: a long time okay I go to a good college far away from my home so I have to take like three buses to get home and then walk about fifteen to twenty minutes to get to my house it's awful

leaf: oh that sounds awful

leaf: then again I live in Utah and we're lazy Mormons so like

austin: jfc I'm taking a nap

austin has left the chatroom.

roman: wish I could join him

roman: I MEAN

roman has left the chatroom.

hyojin: i fully believe they're gay for each other but i have class so like goodnight

hyojin has left the chatroom.

leaf: ***, you got something else other than this, pyro?

pyro: yeah, kik me pyrocynical

leaf: alright my username is leafyishere

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wooo short and awful update yw
also: who do you think tops tho,, niall or calvin?
i think calvin does butimean