prologue

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leaf: ROMAN I HATE U

roman: no you don't

leaf: NO I DON'T

hyojin: what

pyro has joined the chatroom.

pyro: the title of the chat is major clickbait I just thought you should know that

leaf: ik

pyro: okay good I didn't want to seem like a dick

roman: you already do.

hyojin: shut up roman

roman: okay

pyro: actually my friendship goals

hyojin: i will never admit that i'm friends with roman

roman: yeah same

austin: why am I friends with you guys

leaf: AUSTIN WHEN DUD GKH GET HER

austin: stop

leaf: DADDY PLEASD

roman: that's gay mate

hyojin: OH MY GOD

hyojin: oH

pyro: well! then!

roman: I want to die.

hyojin: Saaaaaaaame

pyro: jesus how many of you are theRE

shorb: many

moob has joined the chatroom.

moob: who the *** is pyro

shorb: ayyyye moob

moob: jfc I don't even go online anymore I'm awful

hyojin: who's moob

moob: hyojin? lmao aren't you dating calvin

leaf: JESUS NO

hyojin: lmao isn't calvin gay

papa has joined the chatroom.

papa: probably

leaf: JOJI GO AWAY

papa has left the chatroom.

hyojin: im crying

shorb: same

pyro: introduce yourselves?¿

roman: you first

pyro: fine

pyro: i hate my real name so call me pyro. i'm seventeen + from the u.k.,, you probably won't see my face for awhile because i'm really insecure about it

leaf: i'm calvin or leafy. eighteen and from utah. i look awful so don't even bother

hyojin: hyojin, fourteen (SHUT UP I TURN FIFTEEN IN A FEW DAYS), and i'm from australia, originally from korea

roman: roman, sixteen, russia. i look like an actual potato so fock off

moob: i'm deleting this chat anyway soo lmao

shorb: SAME SO LIKE

moob has left the chatroom.

shorb has left the chatroom.

leaf: LMAO THEY ACTUALLY FULLY LEFT IN CRYING

hyojin: OMFG I'M

pyro: sORRY I TEND TO MAKE PEOPLE LEAVE

roman: no they never talked in chat so like it's actually not even close to your fault.

austin: rip

austin: im austin, from new york + i'm fifteen

leaf: joji's on like once a month so like. he's irrevelant

austin: LMAO RIP

pyro: well! it's nice to meet you all but it's three a.m. and i have college so i'll message you all later on? goodnight!

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why am i writing another leafycynical fanfic end me
anyway yeah, 2014-ish and chatroom based. i just felt like making calvin eighteen and niall 16?? i

edit 11.8.2016: i'm going through and doing comedic censoring on all chapters :')

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