From the producers who saw Shakespeare, comes the adaptation lifted right out of the Elizabethan period and onto the big screen to become the next big Summer block buster of the decade, McDunkin' Dough-Nuts: Macbeth Reloaded!
Enter the world of Macb...
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(Scene 1)
6 months pass, Macbeth is president and Lady Macbeth is vice president. Enter Macbeth reading the newspaper headline.
Macbeth: Let's see here "It's official, Macbeth is officially worse than G. W. Bush." Well, I guess you can't please everyone. I'm president now, and I'm in command! I must give credit to those conspirators, knowing the result of the race months prior. I feel very wrong about what I had to do to Duncan and Donailbain. Still, I wonder what else those internet trolls know?
Pulls out iPhone and searches for conspiracies concerning Macbeth
Ah, here we are!
Theory 1: Macbeth must fear Macduff!
Theory 2: Only a man not born of woman can touch him!
Theory 3: The White House will fall when the Cleveland Browns come to D.C.
Macbeth: Well, I guess I don't need to worry if these ridiculous theories are true. I mean, The Cleveland Browns? No one really likes the Browns, not even their own city, they are that terrible. Macduff is somewhere in Mexico, plus everyone comes from the womb. I think everything is going to be alright! I'll be the best president since Barack Obama!
Six months pass, and civil war breaks out as fighting is heard from outside.
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Macbeth: ...Or not.
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(Scene 2)
Enter Lady Macduff, and son.
Lady Macduff: Charles, where on earth is your father. Civil war has broken out!
Son: He fled to Mexico.
Lady Macbeth: That coward, leaving his wife and son for dead.
Son: Why couldn't he take us with him?
Knock at the door, enter Thug 3
Thug 3: Hello
Lady Macbeth: Why do you enter, why are you not running citizen? Flee! We're in the middle of a crisis here!
Thug 3: Oh, I just came by to campaign for Macbeth.
Lady Macbeth: Leave us, to hell with Macbeth, to hell with his wife, they did this to us!
Son: And screw Will Feral, he's a terrible actor.
Thug 3 shanks Son with a shiv
Lady Macduff: Oh my god!
Thug 3: What? Do you not like my acting either?
Lady Macduff: No! Aaaaahhh!
Exit Lady Macduff with Thug 3 chasing after her, shanking her off stage
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(Scene 3)
Enter Macduff and Malcom as they meet in secret somewhere near the Mexican U.S. boarder.
Macduff: Malcom you have come, what is the news you bring me?
Malcolm: War, civil war has broken out in U.S.A.
Macduff: Damn you Macbeth! How are my wife and child?
Malcolm: ...
Macduff: No.
Malcolm: Macduff, please remain calm.
Macduff: I can't believe it, who killed them?
Malcolm: Macbeth's thug, one of which who murdered Donaldbain.
Macduff: I feel so angry!
Malcolm: Come, let the blood boil for revenge. Macbeth wanted the presidency for himself without any care of killing others. He's no American, he's a midget who can't even wear the title of president or senator! But you, you are a patriot of your country! If we don't do something the man will take over the planet by the end of the term. I say we build our army, death to Macbeth?
Macduff: Death to Macbeth!
Malcolm: There's no time to waste, for America land of the free!
