1. FIND A GIRL THAT WILL STRETCH HER MIND TO THE HORIZONS IN A BLACKENED AND SMUDGED ATTEMPT TO BE LIKE THE OTHERS.
2. SWOOP HER UP UNDER YOUR WING, BUT CAREFUL, YOU MUST BE LIKE A DEADLY VULTURE, NOT A GRACEFUL SWAN LIKE HER.
3. TWIST AND STRETCH HER UNTIL SHE FITS INTO SOCIETY'S EXPECTATIONS OF THE PERFECT GIRL, OR AT LEAST UNTIL SHE THINKS SHE FITS.
4. TEAR HER DOWN WITH YOUR WORDS. THEY MUST BE AS PAINSTAKINGLY DEHUMANIZING AS THE WAY YOU TORE UP HER INNOCENCE AND CONFUSION.
5. AS SOON AS SHE STOPS PRETENDING EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT AND COMES TO TALK TO YOU, ACT AS THOUGH YOU ARE LISTENING.
6. PIECE HER BACK TOGETHER BUT CAREFULLY, SHE IS INDEED A PUZZLE.
7. MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE LAST THING SHE SEES WHEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP.
8. FINALLY, LEAVE.
