I have something to say.... It's a surprise....
Close your eyes and count to 10, then open them.
You ready?
Are you sure?
I mean you might not be classified for this shit.
I mean, it's so fucking awesome I pooped my pants.
Me and Slenderman don't think you are ready.
Even me and mah friend BLOX_HD (my pervert of a friend irl and in minecraft) think you are not ready.
This is so epic that you might die pooping you pants to much or from how epic this is.
This one word/thing will change your life.
I'm not sure if I should share this with you guys.....
I have been forbidden to say this.....
But I must...
The Academy kicked me out for saying this....
Even Loki told me not to tell this to anyone...
Even Eragon and Saphira....
But I must....
It must be done
No one can tame me
I can't be tamed
I'M UN-TAME-ABLE
I'M UN-FREAKING-TAME-ABLE BITCHES
NO ONE CAN TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO
Unless if they are my parents.....
BUT OTHER THAN THAT IDGAF (I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU NEED ME THERE..... sorry)
So the word I have to say is.....
TSUMARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
