The Ten Commandments Harry Potter Fans Must Follow
1. Never use Rowlings name in vain.
2. Thou shall worship Harry Potter everyday.
3. Worship Harry Potter and NO OTHER book series before it.
4. Damn anyone who speaks against Harry Potter.
5. Thou shalt raise your children up with the series.
6. Thou shalt remember the day Voldemort fell and keep it holy.
7. Thou shalt not write bad fanfiction.
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Keep in mind that these commandments are sacred. Anyone who wish to die a very painful death can disobey these commandments. Otherwise, follow them. The Ministry of Majic will be informed about the wrong-doings of all witches and wizards, no exceptions. Wrong-doers will be sent to Azkaban.
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