The Book Of Random

LOLSOTRUE POSTS

WHEN YOUR SAD, JUST REMEMBER THERE IS SOME IDIOT IN THE WORLD PUSHING A DOOR THAT SAYS PULL.

That awkward moment when you get in the car and you have no shoes on

I love my siblings but they are a pain in the butt sometimes.

That awkwar moment when you start talking to yourself in the shower

The moment when you are in bed texting with the phone above your head and the phone just decides to attack your face.

In the nigh;

Blanket on; Too hot

Blanket off; Too cold

One leg out; Perfect...

Until the demon from the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY grabs it and take take you to hell ^.-

Laughing at the face on the TV when you pause it.

'I can't eat anymore, I'm full!'

'Do you want any dessert?'

'Yes!!!'

Walking into a room, forgetting why you're there, and then as soon as you leave, you remember so you walk in again feeling all embarassed.

That awkward moment when u tell a joke and ur friend doesn't get it, so ur like...o...never mind.

My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

That awkward moment when ur waiting to eat the thing in your hand but the person in front of u won't stop talking to u

Seeing a spider isn't a problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears.

How many times do I have to say excuse me before 'Get the hell out of my way' becomes accaptable?

You don't know something?

               Google it.

You don't know someone?

              Facebook it.

You can't find something?

                    MOM!

I hate it when you finally know the answer to a teachers question but then she picks someone else.

Having texting wars with your friends and laughing so hard that your family asks if you ok.

I'm the type of girl who can laugh at anything... sometimes even when it's not funny.

I hate it when you do a group project and your partners don't do a single thing to help.

I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, they would have time to move.

That 

moment

when ur

best

friend

tells you

she likes

ur

boyfriend

Jumping up and down to put your pants on.

When you bend down to pick up your pen, and promptly bang your head on the desk

Using the word 'thingy' when you don't remember what it's called.

'Truth or Dare' should be renamed 'Interrogation or Humiliation'.

Everyone's mature until they get on those 'spinny chairs'.

I hate it when people don't understand my sarcasm. They ruin everything.

The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.

The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.

Finding yourself doing "The CupSong" at random times.

If i ever saw justin bieber, i would walk up to him and say "Never" and then walk away.