Edward: get lost. bella doesn't want to be with someone who smells like a wet dog.
Jacob: at least i don't sparkle like a little bitch
Bella: ooohhh...
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
