Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your steering wheel.Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...