Jake: well that hurts but it won’t kill me.
You: what about silver does that burn you.
Jake: no and where did you get all these stereotypes.
You: umm off the internet.
Jake: and umm you should know are family aren’t killers we get blood from the blood banks.
You: you get blood from the hospital.
Jake: yeah.
You: how.
Jake: we have a friend at the hospital.
You: wow ok then I have one more question.
Jake: what?
You: how many more vampires are there?
Jake: well let’s just say ¾ of this town are not human.
You: so ¾ of this town are vampires.
Jake: no.
You: but you said.
Jake: no I said ¾ aren’t human.
You: so you’re telling me there aren’t just vampires and humans.
Jake: yeah.
You: what else is there?
Jake: you will find out eventually.
You: no just tell me.
Jake: I can’t you will just have to figure it out yourself.
You: you are mean.
Jake: I can’t tell you so I am not being mean, just sticking to the rules.
You: I thought one rule was vampires and humans can’t be together.
Jake: why do you think I have to turn you into a vampire?