Jake: wait a minute so you don’t love me when you don’t know anything about me but when you find out I am a blood thirsty monster you fall in love.
You: it’s not because you’re a vampire it’s because I know more about you and most of what I know about you I like anyway I have always wanted to be in love with a vampire.
Jake: uhh why?
You: I don’t know they just make it look so cool in movies.
Jake: well it isn’t that great.
You: what do you mean?
Jake: well unless you’re a vampire even hugging you is a struggle so before you officially love me I need to know one thing.
You: ok what’s that?
Jake: can I turn you into a vampire.
You: uhh um uhh maybe.
Jake: that’s not an answer tarinna.
You: okay if that’s what needs to be done for us to be together do it.
Jake: I can’t do it now it takes a while you need to stay at my house for the night.
You: ok but I don’t know if my mum will approve.
You: MUM!!
Your mum walks in.
Your mum: yes honey.
You: tonight can I stay the night at jakes.
Your mum: I don’t know why you need to.
You: I don’t need to but I really want to.
Your mum: fine then but be good.
You: ok
You jump out of bed forgetting you just got out of a comer and fell over.
Jake: are you alright.
Jake helps you up.
You: yeah I am fine.
