Fahim's Campground

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A lady that was well known for her religious motives decided she wanted to go camping at Fahim’s camp.

It was known across the country Fahim’s camping ground was the best, it was morden and contained all the necessities a camp ground should have, that included good clean bathrooms, a first aid centre, a pool,  tennis, football, soft ball, and basketball courts, a kitchen, and a good area that was safe for setting up tents.

 *"Does your campground have its own”B.C.?"

As she began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Church group.

JOEY wrote to Fahim’s campground for reservations.

  She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern,

 But couldn't bring herself to write the word toilet" in her letter.

So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode"

 Once written down she still was not comfortable.

  Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote,

"Does your campground have its own  "B.C.?"


When Fahim the owner received the letter,

he couldn't figure out what she meant by "B.C."


He showed it to several of the campers,

One of whom suggested the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church

Since there was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church.


So he sent this reply to answer her question about the "church."

Dear Madam:

The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground in a beautiful grove of trees.


I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going regularly.


No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 people at one time,

 And it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday of each week

And be assured there is always a good group there on those days.


Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it.


The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the quietest passages.


It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband there.

         
       

  
We are also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats,

 As the old ones have holes in them.


Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend regularly.

  It's been a good six months since she last went.

 It pains her very much not to be able to go more often.


As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially in cold weather.


Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go,

 Sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks who will be there.

We appreciate your inquiry and I hope I've answered your questions

About the holy place.

Yours sincerely , Fahim………..

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So What If You Were Joey What would You Do? And What If You Were FAhim? Nice Laughter...................................................

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